“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is

awkwardjapaneseporngifs:  Oh man, you know something’s wrong

awkwardjapaneseporngifs: Oh man, you know something’s wrong

tombstonettromboners:  viewtifulcrow:  robotbisexual:  bellaxiao:

tombstonettromboners: viewtifulcrow: robotbisexual: bellaxiao:

hyphyhour: techniciantraveller:  skylark-in-the-park:  deadniggastorageunit:

hyphyhour: techniciantraveller: skylark-in-the-park: deadniggastorageunit:

SAYING YOUR PLANS OUT LOUD IS A GOOD WAY TO HEAR GOD LAUGH

SAYING YOUR PLANS OUT LOUD IS A GOOD WAY TO HEAR GOD LAUGH

OH MY FUCKINGF GOD GJDJRHSHDHDHC IM IN A LYFT AND THIS NIGGA

OH MY FUCKINGF GOD GJDJRHSHDHDHC IM IN A LYFT AND THIS NIGGA

clumsyisdefinatelysquidgirl:  why the fuck would God send down

clumsyisdefinatelysquidgirl: why the fuck would God send down

cyanhyena: pika-brew:  mrv3000:  sonneillonv:  underhuntressmoon:

cyanhyena: pika-brew: mrv3000: sonneillonv: underhuntressmoon:

Taylor here. I'm locking myself in my room and not leaving until

Taylor here. I'm locking myself in my room and not leaving until

priscillapricey:  gryzio:  d-hizzle:  oh my god two words in

priscillapricey: gryzio: d-hizzle: oh my god two words in

modifiedwhore:  0-memento-mori-0:  herooflife:  herooflife:

modifiedwhore: 0-memento-mori-0: herooflife: herooflife:

the-knights-who-say-book:  every time Nietzsche’s “god is

the-knights-who-say-book: every time Nietzsche’s “god is

himbofisher:this guy is genuinely excited and happy and nobody

himbofisher:this guy is genuinely excited and happy and nobody

derangedmonarch:  millenniumtinnyrod:  This is legit. This. Actually.

derangedmonarch: millenniumtinnyrod: This is legit. This. Actually.

ixerro:  thetinybat:  THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE GREATEST THING ON

ixerro: thetinybat: THIS IS HANDS DOWN THE GREATEST THING ON

sketchysecchiscribbles:god-of-debauchery:  anythinggoesastimegoes:succubus

sketchysecchiscribbles:god-of-debauchery: anythinggoesastimegoes:succubus

dante-infernious:  @god-of-debauchery couldn’t help but laugh

dante-infernious: @god-of-debauchery couldn’t help but laugh

tatsumiyaa:  Cant make liks one mobile, but i think this is one

tatsumiyaa: Cant make liks one mobile, but i think this is one

my-name-is-meebles:  aphmontrealiss0coollike:  hitchhikerkisses:

my-name-is-meebles: aphmontrealiss0coollike: hitchhikerkisses:

rico-watches-you:  Lack of Funds. (I do not own this video!)

rico-watches-you: Lack of Funds. (I do not own this video!)

dottewa:  lightspeedsound:  iguanamouth:  kept getting requests

dottewa: lightspeedsound: iguanamouth: kept getting requests

yeas...

yeas...

misscherry:  meowlingquimm:  butts-disease:  johnisdollywood:

misscherry: meowlingquimm: butts-disease: johnisdollywood:

spookypenguins:  pizzaforpresident:  uglyreckless:  kwadi:  kwadxploren:

spookypenguins: pizzaforpresident: uglyreckless: kwadi: kwadxploren:

d-o-r-ia-n:  mustyprince:  mad-man-with-a-scarf:  shavingryansprivates:

d-o-r-ia-n: mustyprince: mad-man-with-a-scarf: shavingryansprivates:

God Tier Cosbytop: paperseverywhere: pungoescheer asked paperseverywhere:

God Tier Cosbytop: paperseverywhere: pungoescheer asked paperseverywhere:

edwardspoonhands:  drowningz:  grapes-of-plath:  epitomeofnerd:

edwardspoonhands: drowningz: grapes-of-plath: epitomeofnerd:

myrobotlandlord:  while pap is having soup trouble, sans is having

myrobotlandlord: while pap is having soup trouble, sans is having

dlubes:  i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:  delsin-rovve:  parkermurdock:

dlubes: i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed: delsin-rovve: parkermurdock:

fitandfruity:  vnloved:  lame-waves:  i guess i recorded an ice

fitandfruity: vnloved: lame-waves: i guess i recorded an ice

stelinski:  “I did ask her out once though… It was the

stelinski: “I did ask her out once though… It was the

zayn-loves-piercetheveil:          obviously the best lip sync

zayn-loves-piercetheveil: obviously the best lip sync

atta:  sorry this is so late..happy birthday @l-sula-l !!! @azzles

atta: sorry this is so late..happy birthday @l-sula-l !!! @azzles

ask-bhaalspawn:  I mentioned it a few times before, but god dammit

ask-bhaalspawn: I mentioned it a few times before, but god dammit

pomme-jean-bas:  kirschtein-relatable:  policebertl:  is this

pomme-jean-bas: kirschtein-relatable: policebertl: is this

Things that continually make me laugh in Xena/Uber fic

Things that continually make me laugh in Xena/Uber fic