“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t
“Eurus may think I’m nicer than anyone, but just
“I would tell you that I love you even if Eurus didn’t say
“Five minutes at Christmas is nice, but I wouldn’t mind some
“Don’t be jealous of your station master brother…
“Are you John’s therapist’s flower vase? Because when I
“Are you Eurus’s cell? Because I refuse to stay at least
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I knew this year’s Valentine’s Day comic had to be Euriarty-related,
“Forget Victor Trevor. Next time you chain me up, a very different
“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”
“The ‘sixteen by six’ in Eurus’s song is actually referring
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In Eurus’s defense, Sharon from the PTA totally deserved to
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun