“Are you a complete flake who happens to be a genius? Because
Work it, Mummy Holmes! Happy Mother’s Day, followers <3
“I could never bear to argue with you, even if I wasn’t
“I’d come to your parents’ house for Christmas
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“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of
“I would kick my parents out if you came over.”
Sorry this one’s a little text-heavy. It’s a lot more fun