“I have a problem… and there is only one way that
“I could never forget you, even if my dad gave me TD12.”
“Forget the morgue. My real favorite room is your bedroom.”
“Are you Culverton Smith? Because you take my breath away.”
“You make me even more incredibly happy than killing human
“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send
“You’re cooler than a dangerous breakfast.”
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