“You don’t need to be a fireplace to get a golden
“Is that Claire-de-la-Lune I taste?”
“I’d like to discover your ‘pressure points,’
“You don’t need your mind palace to know my porn
“I think you’re funnier than Lord Smallwood’s
“Flicking isn’t the only thing I’d like to
“My cock is good for more than just peeing in fireplaces.”
“Forget Appledore… Make me your Applewhore.”
The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding
“I need condoms so big, people call me Charles Augustus
“Knowing is owning, but that’s not why I want to
“The whole world is wet to my touch, and it’s not
“People like you deserve to be kissed. That’s why
“I would propose to you even if I didn’t need to
“I’m going to write you a love letter… I don’t
The best of His Last Vow, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
The best of Charles Augustus Magnussen, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up
“I want to have more meetings with you than Magnussen had
“Forget mind palaces… Wanna see my mind sex dungeon?”
“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for
“You make me wetter than a fireplace that’s just
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“I’m not a dragon for you to slay… I’m
“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”
“Your face isn’t the only part of you I’d like
“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.â€Submitted
“I bet I could lick your face way better than Magnussen
“I would let you take a bite of my Appledore.â€
“You’re hotter than the bonfire I put John in.â€
“You’re not like Magnussen’s spectacles…
“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant
“I would love you even if you peed in my fireplace.â€
“I’m gonna need something bigger than Appledore
“Magnussen shouldn’t be the only one who knows how
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to
corneliapornelia: I don’t think Magnussen is Mary’s lover