“How about you get off of that phone and let me show you
“Forget using Anthea– I’d much rather come
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to.
“I would spend all of my free time with you in the back
“Can I touch your Belstaff?”
“I’d let a strange woman abduct me as long as she
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