“After her third beer, she was relaxed enough for me to
There was a huge sign outside that Thai massage parlor that said “We
grandpasfuckingbabes2: There was a huge sign outside that Thai
erospainter: “Your blindfold is on the door. Put it on then
fuckedsenselesstoo: “Yes Stuart I am aware there is a huge
Did I mention they had your dream car while I was there?(theblackestnightfalls)that’s
She’s gonna have to reconsider this whole “saving everyone’s
kennyy-b: tormans-space: pioneerman: kodaksnacks: Stepping
feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch
oh there was also the time I was trying to unlock my phone and
aubrcy-plaza: See, there’s magic in a bard’s song. They
chocolate-alchemy: sugary-bowl: colorguard5ever: theotheristhedoctor:
mosscosmos:okay fuck ALL personality type indicators u know of
That episode was great. There’s so much to it I need to
My dogs used to favor the bottom right corner of my bed and I
peterwjdibble: So I was just at WalMart and this was right at
there’s this spider in the living room that my little sister
thepixelteer425: artemispanthar: there’s this spider in the
catrightsactivist: asscop: evilscum: 37q: class-struggle-anarchism:
that was 45 minutes of my life i’ll never get back so i
im-xo: truuqueen: when it takes your man 6 months to release
uncensoredpleasure: You’d heard a lot about this new club
There was an active shooter/standoff situation literally right
katzhangwriter: imperialdalek: thesecretmichan: kettlesound:
pocketsfullofpearls: gingeyy replied to your post: Guys,
buttlass: okay so i was just downstairs getting a straw for
There it was, right in front of me. The largest cock I’d ever
buttlass: okay so i was just downstairs getting a straw for
buttlass: okay so i was just downstairs getting a straw for
turing-tested:people who write sibling fic always make them too
aftpeak: and this morning again, he barged into the bathroom
OMG I MET HIM AND WHEN I GOT THERE I SAW BODYGUARDS GO BY ME
anicegoodboy: You will stand there and show me, because I told
rohyals: “Theres this pain in my chest, I can’t remember
robooboe: “hahh, its getting harder and harder to remember
Went into the gemsona maker and made two of ‘em. On the left