As a cuckold, this all the sex you’ll get and, believe

As a cuckold, this all the sex you’ll get and, believe

Really needed a new icon image, and it made me realise that I’ve

Really needed a new icon image, and it made me realise that I’ve

So somebody tagged that motivational marco doodad I made asking

So somebody tagged that motivational marco doodad I made asking

And it’s bedtime! *stretch* and Zzzzzzz  Okay, night night

And it’s bedtime! *stretch* and Zzzzzzz Okay, night night

Literally what my heart feels like today except it’s still

Literally what my heart feels like today except it’s still

acesirius: acesirius:   acesirius:  acesirius: i love when ur

acesirius: acesirius: acesirius: acesirius: i love when ur

And all that we built and all that we breathedAnd all that we

And all that we built and all that we breathedAnd all that we

ravens-play-exy-too:i saw the words “ur not the first person

ravens-play-exy-too:i saw the words “ur not the first person

nentindo: yepperoni:  heyitszombii:  yepperoni:  love live keeps

nentindo: yepperoni: heyitszombii: yepperoni: love live keeps

Would it be possible for everyone to stop tagging my selfies

Would it be possible for everyone to stop tagging my selfies

mabelpinesdidnothingwrong:  Everybody reblog this and tell me

mabelpinesdidnothingwrong: Everybody reblog this and tell me

judgeable:  does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear

judgeable: does your skin ever do that thing where it’s clear

I splurged and bought a pound of ground lamb instead of beef

I splurged and bought a pound of ground lamb instead of beef

This women I used to fuck with who cheated on her girlfriend

This women I used to fuck with who cheated on her girlfriend

andahappynew-year:  itsmorifarty:  biologytextbook:  when someone

andahappynew-year: itsmorifarty: biologytextbook: when someone

It’s killing me right now that I’m really sick and

It’s killing me right now that I’m really sick and

So my parents bought an elliptical for Christmas (which apparently

So my parents bought an elliptical for Christmas (which apparently

berandomness:berandomness:I just cooked a meal for myself which

berandomness:berandomness:I just cooked a meal for myself which

So my mom just walked into my room and I was pretending to be

So my mom just walked into my room and I was pretending to be

cremitapalacara:   3.10 The Gorilla Experiment - “I cry because

cremitapalacara: 3.10 The Gorilla Experiment - “I cry because

whitewingdoves:  me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend

whitewingdoves: me @ myself: maybe u should try not to depend

And they worshiped the beast saying… “Who is like

And they worshiped the beast saying… “Who is like

And it feels so good

And it feels so good

Me: *Finally reaches climax point to write* Brain: What if we

Me: *Finally reaches climax point to write* Brain: What if we

cyanlips:  “Tell me you love me, and tell me you want to spend

cyanlips: “Tell me you love me, and tell me you want to spend

soo I had a dream the other nightme and darfin went to this club

soo I had a dream the other nightme and darfin went to this club

a while ago a voice actor for a childrens tv show was talking

a while ago a voice actor for a childrens tv show was talking

And it was easy and fine too!! We were hangin for a few hours

And it was easy and fine too!! We were hangin for a few hours

and will is lovely and so sweet to me. tomorrow we’re going

and will is lovely and so sweet to me. tomorrow we’re going

kyashana:  what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist

kyashana: what pisses me off is when girls are literally sexist

etriusplight:curves-and-moans:Please just cuff my feets and put

etriusplight:curves-and-moans:Please just cuff my feets and put

incorrectkhr:  Bartender: *slides Xanxus’ drink to him from

incorrectkhr: Bartender: *slides Xanxus’ drink to him from

operativesurprise:  keplercryptids:  keplercryptids: I spent

operativesurprise: keplercryptids: keplercryptids: I spent

It was sooo nice to take that trip there I loved every minute,

It was sooo nice to take that trip there I loved every minute,

It all about the squish todayYes I know my mirror is shit. Cry

It all about the squish todayYes I know my mirror is shit. Cry

I’m so disappointed I just spent a load of money on a takeout

I’m so disappointed I just spent a load of money on a takeout