“If I broke into your home, would you have a cup of tea
“I wish I could drive myself into your path.”
“Your Moves Like Jagger make me want to Stay Alive.”
“I would read your blog even if it wasn’t about me.”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your
“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’”
“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you
“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.”
“I would sponsor a serial killer just to get your attention.”
“Would you let me come into your ‘cab’ with
“I would drink your coffee even if the sugar was drugged.”
“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t
“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”
“Mind if I stick my ‘umbrella’ in your 'division’?”
“I would take your hand even if we weren’t handcuffed
“I know you don’t want anything, but I bet I can
“I may be on a diet, but I’d still lick your ‘frosting.’”
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let
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“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”
“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in
“I like the ball that I brought to Bart’s, but I’d
“I like the turn-ups on your jeans. Wanna be my boy’s
“I’d wait for you even if you faked your death and
“I may not be your brother’s handler, but I’ll
“I have an app that can steal anything… including
“I like your strong moral principle and nerves of steel,
“I would care if your life was at stake, even if it didn’t
“Nice measurements. How about letting me see them on your
“I would sniff your second hand smoke even if I wasn’t
“I hope Mycroft never gets off your sheet.” Inspired
“I would show off at your trial just to get locked in a
“I thought your post-mortem joke was funny.”
“My division is the one between your legs.”