Red Speedo, they called him. You could call him up, and tell

Red Speedo, they called him. You could call him up, and tell

Although your wife strongly denied it, you would swear that the

Although your wife strongly denied it, you would swear that the

“Sweetie, it’s been a while for my friend. So, I

“Sweetie, it’s been a while for my friend. So, I

Y'know, if you are going to carelessly leave your phone lying

Y'know, if you are going to carelessly leave your phone lying

iluvbengpushed:  littlegirlyone:  Do I need to tie your hands? 

iluvbengpushed: littlegirlyone: Do I need to tie your hands? 

I would love it if you would occasionally call me to the bedroom

I would love it if you would occasionally call me to the bedroom

agentlemanandasavage: Sooo, someday this winter, either because

agentlemanandasavage: Sooo, someday this winter, either because

a-monsters-love:  stoppromia:  Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love: stoppromia: Recovery tip: When someone says

mamapluto: It would be REALLY FUCKIN GREAT if white people, SPECIFICALLY

mamapluto: It would be REALLY FUCKIN GREAT if white people, SPECIFICALLY

lousolversons:  “I went home that night, and I bought a bottle.

lousolversons: “I went home that night, and I bought a bottle.

sixpenceee:  zebrabananza:  sixpenceee:  A man’s last words

sixpenceee: zebrabananza: sixpenceee: A man’s last words

seragakicreampie:  what if you were having open heart surgery

seragakicreampie: what if you were having open heart surgery

stoppromia:  Recovery tip: When someone says “You can call

stoppromia: Recovery tip: When someone says “You can call

shinichameleon:  It’s for cosplay reference. I find it interesting

shinichameleon: It’s for cosplay reference. I find it interesting

stoppromia:Recovery tip: When someone says “You can call me

stoppromia:Recovery tip: When someone says “You can call me

justicecoming:  This is a cage-free egg farm. This supplier would

justicecoming: This is a cage-free egg farm. This supplier would

oweeeeendennis:  My pilot for Cartoon Network was just released!

oweeeeendennis: My pilot for Cartoon Network was just released!

a-monsters-love:  stoppromia:  Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love: stoppromia: Recovery tip: When someone says

blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss:  You know you want it! I talk to

blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss: You know you want it! I talk to

sixpenceee:  zebrabananza:  sixpenceee:  A man’s last words

sixpenceee: zebrabananza: sixpenceee: A man’s last words

tashalyonnes:  My manager called and was like, ‘“You got

tashalyonnes: My manager called and was like, ‘“You got

a-monsters-love:  stoppromia:  Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love: stoppromia: Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love:  stoppromia:  Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love: stoppromia: Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love:  stoppromia:  Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love: stoppromia: Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love:  stoppromia:  Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love: stoppromia: Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love:  stoppromia:  Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love: stoppromia: Recovery tip: When someone says

boys can go away  I finally re-dyed the hot mess I call my hair

boys can go away I finally re-dyed the hot mess I call my hair

a-monsters-love:  stoppromia:  Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love: stoppromia: Recovery tip: When someone says

girlwhowantsyoufatter:certifiedfeedee:Fatty fat fat You had this

girlwhowantsyoufatter:certifiedfeedee:Fatty fat fat You had this

mortalghost:Everyone is holding onto something, even when it’s

mortalghost:Everyone is holding onto something, even when it’s

a-monsters-love:  stoppromia:  Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love: stoppromia: Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love:  stoppromia:  Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love: stoppromia: Recovery tip: When someone says

lonebratman:  sernaistheshit:  Today I was asked- Person: Is

lonebratman: sernaistheshit: Today I was asked- Person: Is

a-monsters-love:  stoppromia:  Recovery tip: When someone says

a-monsters-love: stoppromia: Recovery tip: When someone says

deevg-art:  masterxofxyourxfate:  I have the same problem, Like

deevg-art: masterxofxyourxfate: I have the same problem, Like

“Mrs. Xiao-Long, It’s a pleasure to meet you-““Please,

“Mrs. Xiao-Long, It’s a pleasure to meet you-““Please,