“You can X-ray my possessions if you want.”
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making
“I only pick up other guys because Mycroft orders me to.
“I don’t have to die if I’ve got you–
The best of the posts that make you go “Aaaaawww!”
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So
“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but
“I knew it was dangerous getting you into crap telly. I
“You make me so happy, I spray painted a smiley face on
“I’d love you even if you got Towerhouse wrong.”
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need
“When you called me ‘nurse,’ were you really
“I see you frequent Speedy’s Cafe… You must
“If you think the wait in between seasons is long, just
“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good
“So, you say you’re on fire… Sounds like you
This is just a test to see whether or not I’m able to
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take
“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’…
“When you said you were on tinder, I realize you meant
“If you were a dismembered country squire, I’d make
“Are you the Carmichaels’ broken window? Because
“If you thought The Abominable Bride pushed you to mental
“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.â€
“Are you the well that Victor Trevor died in? Because I’m
Your wife showed enough flesh to suggest that she’d welcome
mypleasuregirl: An hour before Noon, you picked up the phone
cum-in-kleenex: You help her pick what she wears out and she
rygabe: OKAY BUT LIKE… LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW THERE’S NO
misstylersmith: Doctor: Rose, let’s be real. My instincts are
kingxanxus: do you ever drop something and instead of picking
creepyalex: daggerfencer: best-of-memes: Rich people showers
bygodstillam:maybebees:sliceofhorror:i’m tired of quizzes where
imout0: if u call me small it’s required by law that you pick
asianastarr: Remember when we to Cali? We were at Universal