“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t

“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t

“Look Master… it’s so fluffy and soft. Let me lift

“Look Master… it’s so fluffy and soft. Let me lift

Honey, I think it’s a bit odd that your boss invited me

Honey, I think it’s a bit odd that your boss invited me

these high stools are perfect for showing off my little shaved

these high stools are perfect for showing off my little shaved

be-forever-grateful:  pure-paradis-e:  thedarksideofnerd:  themilsonetwork:

be-forever-grateful: pure-paradis-e: thedarksideofnerd: themilsonetwork:

Oh, before I forget  So some of you have been chatting at me?

Oh, before I forget So some of you have been chatting at me?

paigeinterrupted:  whorusszahhak:  perfectionistdia:  whorusszahhak:

paigeinterrupted: whorusszahhak: perfectionistdia: whorusszahhak:

spaceplantz:  I want someone to look at me like they’re obsessed

spaceplantz: I want someone to look at me like they’re obsessed

 jelllyfloat replied to your post: If you can’t handle

jelllyfloat replied to your post: If you can’t handle

starprompt:  QUESTION STARTER SENTENCES “Am I dreaming?”

starprompt: QUESTION STARTER SENTENCES “Am I dreaming?”

anime guy who is stalking you according to your zodiac sign

anime guy who is stalking you according to your zodiac sign

if you insist on shooting at me, will you please hold your guns

if you insist on shooting at me, will you please hold your guns

savarend:  hahaha 3,242 words worth of incestuous dwarves #dont

savarend: hahaha 3,242 words worth of incestuous dwarves #dont

devbasaa:  Spader7 did this LOVELY commission for me!  It’s

devbasaa: Spader7 did this LOVELY commission for me!  It’s

ispyspookymansion:if you want me to consume a new media you MUST

ispyspookymansion:if you want me to consume a new media you MUST

mandalicious92:  motherchuckinbasshole:  sassygayrussia:  motherchuckinbasshole:

mandalicious92: motherchuckinbasshole: sassygayrussia: motherchuckinbasshole:

fuku-shuu:   “…Are you just going to sleep in here tonight?”

fuku-shuu: “…Are you just going to sleep in here tonight?”

I can’t do this     I’m stupid     There’s

I can’t do this     I’m stupid     There’s

I'm at work and the girl with me hasn't stopped bitching at me

I'm at work and the girl with me hasn't stopped bitching at me

imagineequius:   feasibleweasel has me at gunpoint… help me…

imagineequius: feasibleweasel has me at gunpoint… help me…

internetcrisis:  You don’t have to be more attractive. You

internetcrisis: You don’t have to be more attractive. You

I’m so tired of people telling me how pretty I am or how much

I’m so tired of people telling me how pretty I am or how much

I feel like this means nothing to you at all. Its been 4 months

I feel like this means nothing to you at all. Its been 4 months

 hold me, comfort me, whisper to me, even when the times get

hold me, comfort me, whisper to me, even when the times get

holla at me

holla at me

holla at me

holla at me

de-caf:  hold me, comfort me, whisper to me, even when the times

de-caf: hold me, comfort me, whisper to me, even when the times

hella-bogus:  endlessroadhome:  hella-bogus:  Ollie and her relationship

hella-bogus: endlessroadhome: hella-bogus: Ollie and her relationship

suprchnk:   girls never let you look at their face for a long

suprchnk: girls never let you look at their face for a long

I trusted you with my demons at 3 am and now at 3 am you haunt

I trusted you with my demons at 3 am and now at 3 am you haunt

I noticed a lot of people don’t know how tagging stuff works

I noticed a lot of people don’t know how tagging stuff works

Look at me ☮

Look at me ☮

Look at me ☮

Look at me ☮

Look at me ☮

Look at me ☮

Look at me ☮

Look at me ☮

Look at me ☮

Look at me ☮