You couldn’t believe your eyes. Your flat-as-a-board girlfriend

You couldn’t believe your eyes. Your flat-as-a-board girlfriend

You make sure to look in that man’s eyes while you prove

You make sure to look in that man’s eyes while you prove

You know the words…  Say it!   Say WENDY NEEDS MORE

You know the words…  Say it!   Say WENDY NEEDS MORE

consultingt-rex:  Martin Martin no put Sherlock down gently now—

consultingt-rex: Martin Martin no put Sherlock down gently now—

froggyphevoli:  OH MY GOD, THIS IS BRILLIANT. Hahaha, you can

froggyphevoli: OH MY GOD, THIS IS BRILLIANT. Hahaha, you can

You can make two dicks hard by sucking only one :)

You can make two dicks hard by sucking only one :)

 You said you wanted exposure while you were dressed up like

You said you wanted exposure while you were dressed up like

You  agreed to be my bitch, sissy and I like by sissy bitches

You agreed to be my bitch, sissy and I like by sissy bitches

You forbade your teenage daughter from seeing him anymore…he

You forbade your teenage daughter from seeing him anymore…he

You didn’t know what something this size would be like but

You didn’t know what something this size would be like but

  You didn’t know what something this size would be like but

You didn’t know what something this size would be like but

You learn in a hurry to appreciate a nude personal trainer who

You learn in a hurry to appreciate a nude personal trainer who

While you where fucking me you told me you where going to do

While you where fucking me you told me you where going to do

While you were away a couple of mean looking guys came to our

While you were away a couple of mean looking guys came to our

You know that new hat you bought your wife to wear to church

You know that new hat you bought your wife to wear to church

You had a little too much to drink at the company picnic and

You had a little too much to drink at the company picnic and

You can only love what you got while you got it

You can only love what you got while you got it

you are straight. you like pussy, but the harder you goon, the

you are straight. you like pussy, but the harder you goon, the

You wish you were as dominant as your wife’s boss, that you

You wish you were as dominant as your wife’s boss, that you

You were surprised when you heard your girlfriend invited your

You were surprised when you heard your girlfriend invited your

While you’re at work, making money for your pretty little

While you’re at work, making money for your pretty little

You will be trained to associate pain with pleasure. Soon you

You will be trained to associate pain with pleasure. Soon you

flatulence-and-frustrations:  xoxannika:  duchessoftardis221b:

flatulence-and-frustrations: xoxannika: duchessoftardis221b:

You are all so amazing.  Thank you so much for your encouragement

You are all so amazing. Thank you so much for your encouragement

You ever think about how good you are at giving head while you're

You ever think about how good you are at giving head while you're

You’ve seen the tabloids at the supermarket while you are waiting

You’ve seen the tabloids at the supermarket while you are waiting

You like looking at me? Or more to the point, do you like looking

You like looking at me? Or more to the point, do you like looking

While you know I will always open my mouth wide for you at your

While you know I will always open my mouth wide for you at your

youvebeengnomed: oopsislipped:   papita-adobada:   leanxiouspotato:

youvebeengnomed: oopsislipped: papita-adobada: leanxiouspotato:

“You’ve got this life and while you’ve got it,

“You’ve got this life and while you’ve got it,

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while I’m here:aspartame does not give you cancergluten is

But how can you check if someone is taking a video of you while

But how can you check if someone is taking a video of you while

You loved, you’ll love again. Things aren’t guaranteed

You loved, you’ll love again. Things aren’t guaranteed

You’ll get what you’ve been waiting for My sultry slut …..

You’ll get what you’ve been waiting for My sultry slut …..

You have a secret place that you ride out to on your horse. You

You have a secret place that you ride out to on your horse. You

You’ve been so wet all day I think you should smell it

You’ve been so wet all day I think you should smell it