In a night full of interesting quotes, hers was the most memorable

In a night full of interesting quotes, hers was the most memorable

daddydoesntloveyou:  She thought teasing her father was innocent

daddydoesntloveyou: She thought teasing her father was innocent

familycravings:  youshouldcheatonme:  Your dad stuffed your girlfriends

familycravings: youshouldcheatonme: Your dad stuffed your girlfriends

He hated these parties, but his mom loved them. She also knew

He hated these parties, but his mom loved them. She also knew

mycheatinggf:  It was your first big springbreak and you and

mycheatinggf: It was your first big springbreak and you and

bflovestrannys:  I once took a groom away from his bridesmaid

bflovestrannys: I once took a groom away from his bridesmaid

suchagoodson:  My older sister called me this evening asking

suchagoodson: My older sister called me this evening asking

bedtimefantasies:  This is my mom Tammy, when my dad divorced

bedtimefantasies: This is my mom Tammy, when my dad divorced

Last night I was so drunk that I stumbled in my brothers room

Last night I was so drunk that I stumbled in my brothers room

decius-c:  When the master and his friends entered the room,

decius-c: When the master and his friends entered the room,

if-shes-not-crying-try-harder:  When I came home drunk I saw

if-shes-not-crying-try-harder: When I came home drunk I saw

daddydoesntloveyou:  She thought teasing her father was innocent

daddydoesntloveyou: She thought teasing her father was innocent

oedipussywrecks:  I was lying naked in bed masturbating, when

oedipussywrecks: I was lying naked in bed masturbating, when

The 2 guys were drunk as fuck and trying to walk when the 1 guy

The 2 guys were drunk as fuck and trying to walk when the 1 guy

decius-c:  When the master and his friends entered the room,

decius-c: When the master and his friends entered the room,

The last thing the ordinary school teacher expected when falling

The last thing the ordinary school teacher expected when falling