flr-captions:  Seriously?  Seriously? You still haven’t learnt?

flr-captions: Seriously?  Seriously? You still haven’t learnt?

Julie?  Hi. Subby just told me that they were teasing him at

Julie?  Hi. Subby just told me that they were teasing him at

This is the one!   The pan whose bottom he burnt with last night’s

This is the one!   The pan whose bottom he burnt with last night’s

CAPTION COMPETITION 1 WINNER! Roses are red Cages are silver

CAPTION COMPETITION 1 WINNER! Roses are red Cages are silver

I rang up to cancel all our pay tv - you know I don’t watch

I rang up to cancel all our pay tv - you know I don’t watch

I’ll wait till he’s done to tell him about his attitude

I’ll wait till he’s done to tell him about his attitude

No joke honey, I am going to give you exactly what you want tonight.

No joke honey, I am going to give you exactly what you want tonight.

Honey, remember, it’s kneeling, hands on your head, and

Honey, remember, it’s kneeling, hands on your head, and

Thank God you’re back from the law conference.  I’m

Thank God you’re back from the law conference.  I’m

Look at the little munchkin… I can’t stop staring

Look at the little munchkin… I can’t stop staring

Honey, do you remember I got this because you’d told me

Honey, do you remember I got this because you’d told me

Wow, you’re right. These forums you asked me to join have lots of

Wow, you’re right. These forums you asked me to join have lots of

Let’s find out how well you cleaned the floor… Crawl

Let’s find out how well you cleaned the floor… Crawl

I know what you’re thinking.  You’re thinking “is

I know what you’re thinking. You’re thinking “is

It’s a small thing, but I love the fact he just has his

It’s a small thing, but I love the fact he just has his

No, silly!  Of course you can’t use the dishwasher.  

No, silly!  Of course you can’t use the dishwasher.  

I don’t care that your bonus paid for it. Stop calling

I don’t care that your bonus paid for it. Stop calling

Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you

Do you realize I’m going to own you and everything you

Now I own you, husband. Hands behind your back and don’t

Now I own you, husband. Hands behind your back and don’t

It’s so romantic. My husband cooked a gorgeous meal for

It’s so romantic. My husband cooked a gorgeous meal for

Darling you’ve been a wonderful husband slave on our honeymoon.

Darling you’ve been a wonderful husband slave on our honeymoon.

Follow me.  You’ll have no choice in your life, you will

Follow me.  You’ll have no choice in your life, you will

No, I don’t think that request meets with my approval. 

No, I don’t think that request meets with my approval. 

Do you remember when you had the right to use your credit card?That’s

Do you remember when you had the right to use your credit card?That’s

I’m just preparing for a major business meeting.  Was

I’m just preparing for a major business meeting.  Was

Aww my poor husband, he would have enjoyed this canal trip in

Aww my poor husband, he would have enjoyed this canal trip in

In your dreams, husband, in your dreams.   Caption Credit: Uxorious

In your dreams, husband, in your dreams.  Caption Credit: Uxorious

Apparently somebody forgot their duty to keep the fridge well

Apparently somebody forgot their duty to keep the fridge well

Funny, a lot of visitors think it’s a bit of a coincidence

Funny, a lot of visitors think it’s a bit of a coincidence

Ok, wedding’s over, time to get real. Your training as

Ok, wedding’s over, time to get real. Your training as

Husband, it’s time to crawl to your honeymoon destination. 

Husband, it’s time to crawl to your honeymoon destination. 

Spot anything you like?  I spot a husband I’m going to

Spot anything you like?  I spot a husband I’m going to

I love the mornings!  Now to inspect my husband’s overnight

I love the mornings!  Now to inspect my husband’s overnight

Gorgeous body.  Sorry, amazing body.   Beautiful wedding dress. 

Gorgeous body.  Sorry, amazing body.   Beautiful wedding dress. 

 Darling you’ve been a wonderful husband slave on our honeymoon.

Darling you’ve been a wonderful husband slave on our honeymoon.

Husband, it’s time to crawl to your honeymoon destination. 

Husband, it’s time to crawl to your honeymoon destination.