“H-hi honey… I didn’t think those breast enhancement
the1theycallmaster: degradedominatehumiliate: Nuh uh bitch
onlynubiles: Hi sweetie! How was…uh… (cough) uh…how was
xgoldlion: i just uh, died a little. hi baby
samihaunter: Hi I made a uh ‘comic’ sortof but its just
suchagoodson: “Hi mom, how are you? Uh…why are you looking
hot-sexy-lingerie: Follow me nasty bitches in hot lingerie,
Surfing lessons dream. Hi, I’m your surf instructor. Uh…
itsnardybaby: mamakamama: unimpressedcats: my christmas presents
limoncellomusings: “Hi,” * “Um, sure,” * “Hmm …
collegespank: The next day, there’s a knock on the door. I’m
Yes, hi, I’d like a combo number 6 with a side of …
Oh, hi, uh … boss. Yeah, I’m at an outdoor cafe, so
Waltzing into the woman’s house, I was surprised to find her
aqueous-stars: charleewatson: hi guys i can’t believe i have
gwenswitch: “Hey Hon, what’s with all of the white?
thelittlemightyone: hi uh this is just a psa IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE
Um.Hi my car fucking exploded.Dont worry im unharmed and safe
ze-pie:Um.Hi my car fucking exploded.Dont worry im unharmed and
ryuusea: Eren grabs the nearest book at hand and steps up to
hopping on the window washer bandwagon because i can’t stop
animution11:gluten-free-pussy:I was high off my ass last night
pickles4nickles: Hi uh I drew a comic with lots of dragons in
thelittlemightyone: hi uh this is just a psa IM ANTI-PEDOPHILE
incestuosity: Mom: Hi, baby. I brought you a present for our
ask-princessderpy: …Hi…..So uh…..I really like your blog….and
sketchy-replies:I uh, don’t really know what to do, but hi!
Uh so. I’ve gotten a few followers recently and I just
Uh, wow Hi new followers The hell did you all come from?
master-necromancer-den:Hi, I’m rlly new to tumblr uh…. Here’s
uh…hi…yes…hi….damn
Hi peopleso I’ve been working basically 24/7, constantly spinning
goldenpoc: I hate when you was having a good ass convo with
Hi an Donatella Fversace. Excepted the ice bucke shallenge and
“Hi, Mr. Crude! Since it’s Spring Break, would you do me
barbex: gettingdinnerandpossiblythinner: My favorite is people