Traci Topps needs a new bikini top. On second thought …

Traci Topps needs a new bikini top. On second thought …

Traci Topps is our Tuesday Lady in Red. The black pumps are a

Traci Topps is our Tuesday Lady in Red. The black pumps are a

Traci Topps and her epic sideboob and sidebum. Not a bad angle

Traci Topps and her epic sideboob and sidebum. Not a bad angle

Traci Topps rocks the white lace. 

Traci Topps rocks the white lace. 

Traci Topps likes to feel the sea air in her … let’s

Traci Topps likes to feel the sea air in her … let’s

Traci Topps in her prime from a mid-90s edition of Hustler, back

Traci Topps in her prime from a mid-90s edition of Hustler, back

Traci Topps and Fantasia grace the cover of the US News &

Traci Topps and Fantasia grace the cover of the US News &

Traci Topps and SaRenna Lee had the best Crazy Glue mishap ever

Traci Topps and SaRenna Lee had the best Crazy Glue mishap ever

Traci Topps leans in.

Traci Topps leans in.

Traci Topps had a nice weekend.

Traci Topps had a nice weekend.

Traci Topps is all dressed up and has nowhere to go. Poor thing. 

Traci Topps is all dressed up and has nowhere to go. Poor thing. 

Traci Topps - Femme fatale.

Traci Topps - Femme fatale.

Traci Topps is a one-woman backyard party. 

Traci Topps is a one-woman backyard party. 

Traci Topps & Nikki Knockers go bra shopping. 

Traci Topps & Nikki Knockers go bra shopping. 

Traci Topps and Pandora Peaks dressed as a couple of dads for

Traci Topps and Pandora Peaks dressed as a couple of dads for

Traci Topps and Sana Fey got a little drunk and played our favorite

Traci Topps and Sana Fey got a little drunk and played our favorite

Traci Topps and Sarenna Lee push the Motel 6 over the top - four

Traci Topps and Sarenna Lee push the Motel 6 over the top - four

Traci Topps is not helping me get out of bed this morning and

Traci Topps is not helping me get out of bed this morning and

Traci Topps is the Monday morning boost we all need. Rise and

Traci Topps is the Monday morning boost we all need. Rise and

Traci Topps with a red choker really ties the room together. 

Traci Topps with a red choker really ties the room together. 

Traci Topps and the glories of gravity.

Traci Topps and the glories of gravity.

Traci Topps and Sarenna Lee get ready in my motel room. One of

Traci Topps and Sarenna Lee get ready in my motel room. One of

Traci Topps is very optimistic about Sana Fey’s receptive abilities. 

Traci Topps is very optimistic about Sana Fey’s receptive abilities. 

Traci Topps and Nikki Knockers form a lasting bond.

Traci Topps and Nikki Knockers form a lasting bond.

Traci Topps in her Busty Cafe days, maybe 1999 or 2000. Not too

Traci Topps in her Busty Cafe days, maybe 1999 or 2000. Not too

Traci Topps slips out of a black cocktail dress. This is going

Traci Topps slips out of a black cocktail dress. This is going

Traci Topps in a little black dress that isn’t long for

Traci Topps in a little black dress that isn’t long for

Traci Topps is ready for her next round of shots.

Traci Topps is ready for her next round of shots.

Traci Topps and Erika Everest in high heels and plaid skirts

Traci Topps and Erika Everest in high heels and plaid skirts

Traci Topps and her pearl necklace. 

Traci Topps and her pearl necklace. 

Tracy Topps at peak adorableness, What years are these pics -

Tracy Topps at peak adorableness, What years are these pics -

Traci Topps - one boob to rule them all. 

Traci Topps - one boob to rule them all. 

Traci Topps overhangs in this semi-clever magazine layout trick

Traci Topps overhangs in this semi-clever magazine layout trick

Traci Topps returns to the dirty mattress shack for this Throwback

Traci Topps returns to the dirty mattress shack for this Throwback

Traci Topps and her tush.

Traci Topps and her tush.

Traci Topps does not have a bad side. None.

Traci Topps does not have a bad side. None.