eroticexplorers:  Wait until you hear the dirty details she whispered

eroticexplorers: Wait until you hear the dirty details she whispered

submissivesissynature:  When they caught me, I was dancing in

submissivesissynature: When they caught me, I was dancing in

“I can see by the lump in your boxers that you’re

“I can see by the lump in your boxers that you’re

Yes, honey, your two bosses, one after the other, and they fucked

Yes, honey, your two bosses, one after the other, and they fucked

incestposts:My son likes older woman and he fucked almost all

incestposts:My son likes older woman and he fucked almost all

innocentcheating:  “Yore friends Craig and Daniel are so

innocentcheating: “Yore friends Craig and Daniel are so

whitepaperquotes: They told me to pour my heart into everything

whitepaperquotes: They told me to pour my heart into everything

wrongonesin:  I was in a haze from what was in the drink they’d

wrongonesin: I was in a haze from what was in the drink they’d

humansofnewyork:  “One time I was driving this couple around,

humansofnewyork: “One time I was driving this couple around,

Callout post for @pastel-crow!!!. they hasve a mommy kink. they

Callout post for @pastel-crow!!!. they hasve a mommy kink. they

funneeb: In order to make a relationship last, you really have

funneeb: In order to make a relationship last, you really have

cool-pantyhose-world:  privateclassicsporn:  My female cousins

cool-pantyhose-world: privateclassicsporn: My female cousins

askbreejetpaw:  yumi-akiyama:  They said it couldnt be done…

askbreejetpaw: yumi-akiyama: They said it couldnt be done…

Sooo I went down to Toms River to do the ~getting to know you

Sooo I went down to Toms River to do the ~getting to know you

thisishangingrockcomics:  If you name your child after any licensed

thisishangingrockcomics: If you name your child after any licensed

thesupertardisdetective:  gavinovavino:  dutchster:  filthy-dan:

thesupertardisdetective: gavinovavino: dutchster: filthy-dan:

fuck-benedict:  fuck-benedict:  OH MY GOD MY PARENTS JUST TOLD

fuck-benedict: fuck-benedict: OH MY GOD MY PARENTS JUST TOLD

guiseofgentlewords:   my father told me once to never date anyone

guiseofgentlewords: my father told me once to never date anyone

pauladeenandporn:  when I first tweeted these I had to try to

pauladeenandporn: when I first tweeted these I had to try to

out-in-the-open: Talking about fans wanting a musical episodeI

out-in-the-open: Talking about fans wanting a musical episodeI

scootsenshi:  quadvillain:  swoleblonde:  “YOU DONT NEED TO

scootsenshi: quadvillain: swoleblonde: “YOU DONT NEED TO

valaartogeiadoun:  daisydino:  shinys-mind-palace:  I HAVE BEEN

valaartogeiadoun: daisydino: shinys-mind-palace: I HAVE BEEN

kimberlygetsnaked:  I was home alone for a half hour today so

kimberlygetsnaked: I was home alone for a half hour today so

destynnee-realta:  mirahxox:  baby-natalie:  baby-natalie:  I

destynnee-realta: mirahxox: baby-natalie: baby-natalie: I

overfierce:  “They told me to pour my heart into everything

overfierce: “They told me to pour my heart into everything

havocados:  rootbeerqveen:  vegasmo:  maythefoxbewithyou:  The

havocados: rootbeerqveen: vegasmo: maythefoxbewithyou: The

kntulips:  0gre:  g-nastyg-norc:  carefreeblackho:funkygirlclub:love-cat:thejordanator:If

kntulips: 0gre: g-nastyg-norc: carefreeblackho:funkygirlclub:love-cat:thejordanator:If

merleawe:  amanha-e-outro-dia:  maythefoxbewithyou:  The police

merleawe: amanha-e-outro-dia: maythefoxbewithyou: The police

nerdisma:    I sat in the chair, and, one by one, they cut it

nerdisma: I sat in the chair, and, one by one, they cut it

gothvegas: gothvegas: Jack in the box just gave me a cold burger

gothvegas: gothvegas: Jack in the box just gave me a cold burger

actualbird:  my parents who have been married for like a billion

actualbird: my parents who have been married for like a billion

actualbird:my parents who have been married for like a billion

actualbird:my parents who have been married for like a billion

ousia-poetica:  They told me to put my heart in everything I

ousia-poetica: They told me to put my heart in everything I

deadly-affairs:  Okay, fess up. Is it you luvleebx or loopylass55?

deadly-affairs: Okay, fess up. Is it you luvleebx or loopylass55?

iknow-youlike:  One source told me something, they told me you

iknow-youlike: One source told me something, they told me you

a-russian-penis:  The only thing I fear of is being robbed. I

a-russian-penis: The only thing I fear of is being robbed. I