There is a bird in my beer foam.   I think there would be a lot

There is a bird in my beer foam. I think there would be a lot

ziggy-scardust:letitrainathousandflames: letitrainathousandflames:

ziggy-scardust:letitrainathousandflames: letitrainathousandflames:

delaynez:  but what if jamie the mailman only told steven his

delaynez: but what if jamie the mailman only told steven his

caninemutual: you all discuss the forbidden snacks, but what

caninemutual: you all discuss the forbidden snacks, but what

armedforceslove: Attempted scaring my husband coming home from

armedforceslove: Attempted scaring my husband coming home from

ourheartbeats:  defeatmenot:  awesomephilia:  a-fit-mind:  ourheartbeats:

ourheartbeats: defeatmenot: awesomephilia: a-fit-mind: ourheartbeats:

i ran across the street for a pack a cigarettes, and someone

i ran across the street for a pack a cigarettes, and someone

somebody–told–me:  ojalá verte, tengo que decirte

somebody–told–me: ojalá verte, tengo que decirte

familyfun69:  My sister thought she was home alone with her friend,

familyfun69: My sister thought she was home alone with her friend,

felkina:  “You bastard! You think you can get away with

felkina: “You bastard! You think you can get away with

ourheartbeats:  askfenderman:  a-fit-mind:  armedforceslove:

ourheartbeats: askfenderman: a-fit-mind: armedforceslove:

mermaids-and-moons:  spyke1985:  faery-rebels:  sohawkeward-deactivated20170409:

mermaids-and-moons: spyke1985: faery-rebels: sohawkeward-deactivated20170409:

hopeslostpages:  eridians:  mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom

hopeslostpages: eridians: mom no. mom. no. mom stoppppp. mom

mayister:  darkestgreen:  thebestworstidea:  resilientkate:

mayister: darkestgreen: thebestworstidea: resilientkate:

sensualhumiliation:  she was surprised at home, just minutes

sensualhumiliation: she was surprised at home, just minutes

Ginger, one of Mr. Crude’s former students, was in town and

Ginger, one of Mr. Crude’s former students, was in town and

bfspooface:  airmailkisses:  bands-ass-applejuice:  armedforceslove:

bfspooface: airmailkisses: bands-ass-applejuice: armedforceslove:

ourheartbeats: Attempted scaring my husband coming home from

ourheartbeats: Attempted scaring my husband coming home from

Are there some things in life we should just accept?

Are there some things in life we should just accept?

so darfin got me super worked up and was being really mean and

so darfin got me super worked up and was being really mean and

gaypurgatorysex:  Alix told him about how she showed her ass

gaypurgatorysex: Alix told him about how she showed her ass

so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba

so like I wish I spoke farsi so I could understand what my baba

ourheartbeats:  askfenderman:  a-fit-mind:  armedforceslove:

ourheartbeats: askfenderman: a-fit-mind: armedforceslove:

whosyourhero:  poisonxlilly:  madchad:  tordenskjold:  JULIET

whosyourhero: poisonxlilly: madchad: tordenskjold: JULIET

When I was in 10th grade I was taking French II and in that class

When I was in 10th grade I was taking French II and in that class

theblacksophisticate:  theurbanmoor:  Lol.  The week after I

theblacksophisticate: theurbanmoor: Lol. The week after I

awesomephilia:  a-fit-mind:  armedforceslove: Attempted scaring

awesomephilia: a-fit-mind: armedforceslove: Attempted scaring

when you’re white and you have a chorus of thousands of black

when you’re white and you have a chorus of thousands of black

askfenderman:  a-fit-mind:  armedforceslove: Attempted scaring

askfenderman: a-fit-mind: armedforceslove: Attempted scaring

ourheartbeats:  defeatmenot:  awesomephilia:  a-fit-mind:  ourheartbeats:

ourheartbeats: defeatmenot: awesomephilia: a-fit-mind: ourheartbeats:

awesomephilia:  a-fit-mind:  armedforceslove: Attempted scaring

awesomephilia: a-fit-mind: armedforceslove: Attempted scaring

ourheartbeats:  askfenderman:  a-fit-mind:  armedforceslove:

ourheartbeats: askfenderman: a-fit-mind: armedforceslove:

Going through submission to try and avoid character limits. Dunno

Going through submission to try and avoid character limits. Dunno

god damn i’m paranoid now that when i draw some su again the

god damn i’m paranoid now that when i draw some su again the

if u don’t know what PV im parodying with luka shame on

if u don’t know what PV im parodying with luka shame on

kinktopia:“That’s right. I  do want my tits to grow even

kinktopia:“That’s right. I do want my tits to grow even