The unspeakable booty of Mz Booty
bubblegumdefective: theonion: ‘No Way To Prevent This,’
theonion: PRO Creates additional tax revenue to be withheld
theonion: Stouffer’s Debuts New Frozen Meals To Bring Neighbors
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Obama Gently Guides Michelle’s Hand As She Maneuvers Drone
‘Run! Run And Never Look Back!’ Whispers Heidi Cruz While
theonion: U.S. Loses U.N. Membership After Soapy Bo Obama Jumps
theonion: Did You Know?
theonion:Did You Know?
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theonion: Babbling, Grinning Mitch McConnell Demands EMTs Loading
theonion: When Lindsey Graham and I released our healthcare bill
theonion:Nude Aides Huddled Around Trump Assure Him No One Wearing
Pet Researchers Confirm 100% Of Owners Who Leave For Work Never
literallyunbelievable:dumb ass feminists
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the-unpopular-opinions: many of the onions on here are not really
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The Onion’s AV Club is now posting great recap coverage
Regular ol’ noodles and butter! Definitely the most complicated
THE FULL SET IS COMPLETE! I ignored original Greed BTW, because
*pushes those shitty parts of the internet aside**is left with
blackteaandbones: theonion: BROOKLYN, NY—Her combative reaction
The Onion Headlines as Ghibli films
onion-souls: “You can dual-wield pyromancy flames…won’t
The Onion Headlines as Ghibli films
the-spectre-of-communism:God, the Onion truly is impeccable
“Onion Friend” was a really sweet episode and its pretty
the-hetaera: millythehippie: therainbowgorilla: epiclifetodeath:
NOT AN ONION ARTICLE OF THE DAY: Glenn Beck Says He Supports
the-onion-slut: my head is like that scene in homestuck where
the world’s smallest onion
The “Fall in love with a Crystal Gem” trinity is complete