FailCarrot, meet Mr. Jizz Monster. Yea….. so I got my

FailCarrot, meet Mr. Jizz Monster. Yea….. so I got my

pet-of-mistress-v:mistressursular:Oh my, I wonder what he is

pet-of-mistress-v:mistressursular:Oh my, I wonder what he is

Superman is using Kryptonite   Superman is using Kryptonite.To

Superman is using Kryptonite  Superman is using Kryptonite.To

I noticed how much my images tend to either have the man in them,

I noticed how much my images tend to either have the man in them,

Tied in the perfect position for Sir to make use of whichever

Tied in the perfect position for Sir to make use of whichever

alphadaddydom:  ~Daddy   Every thought, every fiber of your being

alphadaddydom: ~Daddy Every thought, every fiber of your being

biblioprincessdalian:ace attorney writers be like apollo has

biblioprincessdalian:ace attorney writers be like apollo has

“When a person seeks,“ Siddhartha said, "it can

“When a person seeks,“ Siddhartha said, "it can

“When a person seeks,“ Siddhartha said, “it can easily

“When a person seeks,“ Siddhartha said, “it can easily

alphaeight:  that moment when your beta looks up at you, your

alphaeight: that moment when your beta looks up at you, your

 My father is, uh… he’s schizophrenic. And homeless. (…)I-I’m

My father is, uh… he’s schizophrenic. And homeless. (…)I-I’m

sangredesirena: sir that is my emotional support male celebrity

sangredesirena: sir that is my emotional support male celebrity

greydornan:    “He makes me graceful, that’s his skill. He

greydornan: “He makes me graceful, that’s his skill. He

Something Clever!

Something Clever!

licknugo:  nolanthebiggestnerd:  gastrictank:  i drew this little

licknugo: nolanthebiggestnerd: gastrictank: i drew this little

heartfullofsoul:  but imagine that because both gin and tsukki

heartfullofsoul: but imagine that because both gin and tsukki

thatnordicguy:  koknbawlz:  itsopheliablack:  emilyisobsessed:

thatnordicguy: koknbawlz: itsopheliablack: emilyisobsessed:

thagangstress:  kn207:  this is so beautiful.. kept singing through

thagangstress: kn207: this is so beautiful.. kept singing through

pussywaterpark:  justjulyy:  mrzncthickcutie:  naughynik:  I

pussywaterpark: justjulyy: mrzncthickcutie: naughynik: I

callmechaos:  betweenlegs:  anus:  renkris:  Gordon Ramsay doesn’t

callmechaos: betweenlegs: anus: renkris: Gordon Ramsay doesn’t

xnamastebambix:  And that is why Im not letting you in my life…

xnamastebambix: And that is why Im not letting you in my life…

pet-of-mistress-v:  mistressursular:  Oh my, I wonder what he

pet-of-mistress-v: mistressursular: Oh my, I wonder what he

thagoodthings:  you ever met a nigga that lie so much he gotta

thagoodthings: you ever met a nigga that lie so much he gotta

 #never gonna be over the way his gaze follows the vial #the

#never gonna be over the way his gaze follows the vial #the

thecutestcatever:  trr3rr:   thecutestcatever:   cutepetsuwu:

thecutestcatever: trr3rr: thecutestcatever: cutepetsuwu:

hotfacedescort:  That’s hot. A guy who knows what he is (so

hotfacedescort: That’s hot. A guy who knows what he is (so

thecutestcatever: trr3rr:   thecutestcatever:   cutepetsuwu:

thecutestcatever: trr3rr: thecutestcatever: cutepetsuwu:

twotoneblue68ss:  ultrahotwife:  My husband loves watching other

twotoneblue68ss: ultrahotwife: My husband loves watching other

castiel-counts-deans-freckles:   deancasotp:  LOOK. AT. HIS.

castiel-counts-deans-freckles: deancasotp: LOOK. AT. HIS.

wetwetwet243:  fatjoe23:  I like that the highest part of her

wetwetwet243: fatjoe23: I like that the highest part of her

thecutestcatever:  trr3rr:   thecutestcatever:   cutepetsuwu:

thecutestcatever: trr3rr: thecutestcatever: cutepetsuwu:

bmdit-trophy-boys-v2:When he asks to inspect the “goods”,

bmdit-trophy-boys-v2:When he asks to inspect the “goods”,

masterbaad:  sweet—one:  That is what He is…  I do hope He

masterbaad: sweet—one: That is what He is… I do hope He

countrychickhick:  when I’m married,  my husband better appreciate

countrychickhick: when I’m married, my husband better appreciate

somepiecesofmyheartandsoul:  ““Yeah, I’m aware,” he tells

somepiecesofmyheartandsoul: ““Yeah, I’m aware,” he tells

kara-is-a-cutie:Me and my partner were talking about sex last

kara-is-a-cutie:Me and my partner were talking about sex last