Slob That Knob!Perfect name for an “adult entertainment competition”
naughtygirlsandmarriedmen:Let me start by saying that my mother
I would have been a willing pupil if my mother-in-law had looked
chicololo: “There is only one thing I wish I could change
My mom got sick and tired of me sleeping with all her friends
My son was the fitness expert in the family, so who was I to
My son and I were going to my youngest sister’s wedding.
he day I found out that my mother masturbating became the time
felixgattogigio:he day I found out that my mother masturbating
felixgattogigio:he day I found out that my mother masturbating
contexxxt: On last years summer vacation, I found out that my
susiebeeca: What’s even more impressive about this is that
babushka-hi-hi: sketch My mother does not approve of the fact
chicololo: “There is only one thing I wish I could change
two-browngirls: “Astonishing,that my mother can carry so much.From
at costco with my brother and he keeps looking at me because
hallebarely: So today was the day that my mother conceived me
What’s even more impressive about this is that my mother
londonandrews: When I was 12, my mom enrolled me in Weight Watchers…
humansofnewyork: “He’s helped me be more comfortable
My father just told a mother that she needs to be a better parent
disabledpeoplearesexy: Mat Fraser My impairment is known as
emmaduerres-deactivated20140903: When I was very young I was
“My name is Kiri, I am internationally renowned fruit
dailysturner: I was at a girls-school. Every school assembly
beaft:beaft:nothing brings me more joy than repeatedly doing
chicololo: “There is only one thing I wish I could change
Only my mother could make a smoothie that tastes like Flintstone
science-and-magic: havetardiswilltravel: sherlockscoat: lotusbaby:
faineemae: queerfemmefem: faineemae: what can i do to look
first I suggested to my mother dearest we watch Adventureland.
chicololo: “There is only one thing I wish I could change
emmaduerres-deactivated20140903: When I was very young I was
greedylittlessslut: It didn’t matter that the door to my
officialweatherwax: sweaterkittensahoy: hello-missdolly: beanmom:
Oh how I hate that egg thingy…AND THAT LAMP!