When @jynxiemazie tells me her height, I’m busting out

When @jynxiemazie tells me her height, I’m busting out

cantsleep12:  Found a 60 inch measuring tape and put it around

cantsleep12: Found a 60 inch measuring tape and put it around

anotherhornyfollower.tumblr.com/post/166398663998/

anotherhornyfollower.tumblr.com/post/166398663998/

The tale of the tape - Danni Ashe checks to see how Traci Topps

The tale of the tape - Danni Ashe checks to see how Traci Topps

 TEMPEST Insures Body For A MILLION DOLLARS! Vintage press photo

TEMPEST Insures Body For A MILLION DOLLARS! Vintage press photo

go-commando-la:  Submissions to bballshortsla@yahoo.com

go-commando-la: Submissions to bballshortsla@yahoo.com

ass-candy.tumblr.com/post/38506228855/

ass-candy.tumblr.com/post/38506228855/

What do you say, gooner? Wanna use Lola as your own personal

What do you say, gooner? Wanna use Lola as your own personal

ussbbw:  Do you quantify uncompromising sublimity with a measuring

ussbbw: Do you quantify uncompromising sublimity with a measuring

I think your neck is a little too thick. Let’s see if we can

I think your neck is a little too thick. Let’s see if we can

Colouring pictures with grey lines can be difficult, since my

Colouring pictures with grey lines can be difficult, since my

nakedasians:  Breaking out the measuring tape.  Got milk

nakedasians: Breaking out the measuring tape. Got milk

dumbhornyjock:  “You ready with that measuring tape bro?

dumbhornyjock: “You ready with that measuring tape bro?

bigcocksrock:  Don’t really need a measuring tape to know that’s

bigcocksrock: Don’t really need a measuring tape to know that’s

chubby-lovers:  Put the measuring tape away, baby. I like you

chubby-lovers: Put the measuring tape away, baby. I like you

biggerthandad:   “OH WOW! Baby. We don’t need this measuring

biggerthandad: “OH WOW! Baby. We don’t need this measuring

playful-nites:  Boobs, milk, and a measuring tape ;)

playful-nites: Boobs, milk, and a measuring tape ;)

 Here’s a measuring tape for you Daddy!!

Here’s a measuring tape for you Daddy!!

“Are you sure we will feel comfortable in these…

“Are you sure we will feel comfortable in these…

thuridbbw: summer-marshmallow:   60 inch measuring tapes just

thuridbbw: summer-marshmallow: 60 inch measuring tapes just

aestheticc-meme: Team BWBY HD Album and blanks Measuring tape

aestheticc-meme: Team BWBY HD Album and blanks Measuring tape

Look…it’s one of those nights where all I wanna

Look…it’s one of those nights where all I wanna

growingconcerned:  in certain cases, the measuring tape may be

growingconcerned: in certain cases, the measuring tape may be

Strange Red Guy (NSFW)

Strange Red Guy (NSFW)

chubbology:  Top 10 WG Phrases - August1. Waistline swelling

chubbology: Top 10 WG Phrases - August1. Waistline swelling

steepravine: Majestic Old Growth Redwood I need to bring a measuring

steepravine: Majestic Old Growth Redwood I need to bring a measuring

blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss:  You wanted to measure his huge

blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss: You wanted to measure his huge

sweetestesthome:  Use tape to measure distance between the two

sweetestesthome: Use tape to measure distance between the two

meme-loving-stuck:whiskeywhitemage:earthdad:Bring Me The Boss

meme-loving-stuck:whiskeywhitemage:earthdad:Bring Me The Boss

meme-loving-stuck:whiskeywhitemage:earthdad:Bring Me The Boss

meme-loving-stuck:whiskeywhitemage:earthdad:Bring Me The Boss

maclonna:  when i was a freshman in high school i went over to

maclonna: when i was a freshman in high school i went over to

a nine inch dick is terrifying, a nine inch dick would be pentrating

a nine inch dick is terrifying, a nine inch dick would be pentrating

The struggle of measuring something without measuring tape😂😂

The struggle of measuring something without measuring tape😂😂

bbcsnake:  blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss:You wanted to measure

bbcsnake: blackbulls-whitegirls-bliss:You wanted to measure

mistressaliceinbondageland:  Women are always secretly measuring

mistressaliceinbondageland: Women are always secretly measuring

mistressaliceinbondageland:  Women are always secretly measuring

mistressaliceinbondageland: Women are always secretly measuring