What is the color of your car? You might be surprised to know
I wonder how often a man just wants to put his hand over a woman’s
Do I know you?
((Sorrrrryyyyyyy I’m drunk again and when im drunk I like to
10inguyco: ontariobiguy: Impaled !!! Wow🎆follow me at ontariobiguy🎆
Um, that gift I mentioned from Dean. He surprised me with this
tazzymane1017: I try to scroll on tumblr all Willy nilly at
tastemydickspit: Don’t look so surprised…. you know you’ve
ingtld: Black men should think about going white girl exclusive.
atomictikisnaughtybits: Sketch Commission - SURPRISE! I know
brandybugotti27: Pretty in General and Sexy in Red with a Surprise
life is pretty much basic chemistry. every action has a reaction.
fishcustardandclintbarton: mamaduafe: fishcustardandclintbarton:
fishcustardandclintbarton: mamaduafe: fishcustardandclintbarton:
My three year anniversary with Graham is on Mother’s Day.
ladynorthstar: bittersuitescosplay: We were inspired by the
big surprise, special education teachers don’t actually
You are way too cute, you know that?
cocaine-flavored-cupcakes: plotprincessss: cocaine-flavored-cupcakes:
whatagrump: i relate to alexander hamilton because i too will
kasukasukasumisty replied to your post: classyplatypi asked:whoops
pukakke:gravity-star:Well now we know why Pearl enjoys pieartemispanthar
I’m in a surprisingly good mood for how little sleep I managed
pearlsnose: There was more to this but i didn’t like how it
weightedcube:this honestly just came out of left fucking field
cockshopper: faggywhore: Dont act so surprised honky, ya know
skhole2use: ivgone2far: Don’t look surprised you know you
bogleech:jellyish: I wish there were different words for the
lovelybreeding: I’m going to be surprised, I just know it
generic2007popsong: last week i saw sausage party, there were
dc8x6: Surprise. I know you’ve been looking at my ass all
malachidavenport: Surprising? Anna, you’re deaf—not blind.
fleur-drae: Because this ship needs the support right now…I
vintageeveryday: The First Lesbian Lover Selfies Ever Taken,
i wonder how many people still follow me expecting dmm/d and
sexyredbones: Im not surprised they know each other Me either