“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’”
“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when
“You’re the king of my mind palace.” Submitted
“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making
“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
“You make my saliva coagulate.” Submitted by soiguessimhangingherenow.
“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted
“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted
“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you
“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.
“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.”
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”
“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.”
“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted
“Even if there weren’t snipers aiming at you, I’d
“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me
“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle
“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.”
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how
“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t
“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’
“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.
“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to
“Rank isn’t the only thing I enjoy pulling.”
“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”
“I would rather have you than the skull.” Submitted
“How’d you like to help me make child number six?”
“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg
“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you?
“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t
“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing
“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?”
“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll