“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’”

“I want to put my ‘experiment’ in your 'microwave.’”

“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when

“I always hear ‘kiss me on the mouth’ when

“You’re the king of my mind palace.” Submitted

“You’re the king of my mind palace.” Submitted

“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted

“Wanna see where my division really is?” Submitted

“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making

“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making

“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re

“I always hear ‘sit on my face’ when you’re

“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.

“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.

“You make my saliva coagulate.” Submitted by soiguessimhangingherenow.

“You make my saliva coagulate.” Submitted by soiguessimhangingherenow.

“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted

“Would you like to see the Ice Man cometh?” Submitted

“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted

“I wouldn’t put on pants for you.” Submitted

“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you

“I’d put my riding crop in your mortuary, if you

“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.

“You can stand under my umbrella.” Submitted by anonymous.

“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.”

“I’ve never been jealous of a shirt before.”

“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”

“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”

“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.”

“I’ll help you excrete the drug out of your system.”

“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted

“I know a man… And I am what he likes.” Submitted

“Even if there weren’t snipers aiming at you, I’d

“Even if there weren’t snipers aiming at you, I’d

“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me

“I’ll expose my priorities if you’ll set me

“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle

“Even if I was allergic to kittens, I would still cuddle

“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.”

“I would put the finger on you just to get you off.”

“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how

“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how

“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t

“When I said I was hoping you’d go deeper, I wasn’t

“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’

“Let me be your umbrella. You can open me over your ‘head’

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“Would you like me to alarm you?” Submitted by anonymous.

“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to

“When I say ‘Vatican Cameos!’ I want you to

“Rank isn’t the only thing I enjoy pulling.”

“Rank isn’t the only thing I enjoy pulling.”

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”

“Let’s film a different kind of video on my phone.”

“I would rather have you than the skull.” Submitted

“I would rather have you than the skull.” Submitted

“How’d you like to help me make child number six?”

“How’d you like to help me make child number six?”

“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg

“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg

“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you?

“Do I have any ideas of what I’d like to do to you?

“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t

“Next time you pickpocket my D.I. badge, why don’t

“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing

“Lestrade’s out of town today, but I’m willing

“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.

“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?”

“Would you like to be wearing this jumper tomorrow morning?”

“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll

“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll