“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever

“You know, I’ve got a phone. I mean, very clever

“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”

“Of course we won’t be needing two bedrooms.”

“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor–

“I don’t care about your intermittent tremor–

“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s

“I’ve been lonely ever since you ensured my husband’s

“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”

“Face the other way. You’re getting me off.”

“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with

“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with

“I wish Mike Stamford would introduce us.”

“I wish Mike Stamford would introduce us.”

“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs.

“Mrs. Turner has married ones. How about you and I be Mrs.

“I just met you, and this is crazy, but I know everything

“I just met you, and this is crazy, but I know everything

“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime

“You make me so giddy, I’m giggling even at crime

“Forget my sociopathy; you should do your research on my

“Forget my sociopathy; you should do your research on my

“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side

“I would come to your flat even if I was on the other side

“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s

“Sometimes you don’t talk for days on end? That’s

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“Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice the state

“Excuse me, but I couldn’t help but notice the state

“Are we doing it? Have we done it?”

“Are we doing it? Have we done it?”

“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’

“Don’t worry if I shout ‘Damn my leg!’

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

“I think I need a shock blanket.” Submitted (with

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“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”

“I’d let Angelo put a candle on our table.”

“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me

“I’d let you hold my hand even if you kidnapped me

“Mrs. Hudson may have stolen my skull, but you have stolen

“Mrs. Hudson may have stolen my skull, but you have stolen

“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn

“You don’t have to be a murder victim’s stillborn

“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”

“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”

“When I said I would hit that, I didn’t just mean

“When I said I would hit that, I didn’t just mean

“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient,

“On my face. Come at once, if convenient. If inconvenient,

“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but

“I may not be strictly speaking on the drugs squad, but

“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”

“I’m not haunted by your penis. I miss it.”

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Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first

Happy Halloween, followers! I made this blog’s very first

“I’d let you contaminate my ‘crime scene.’”

“I’d let you contaminate my ‘crime scene.’”

“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much

“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much

“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just

“When I said I’d get you off, I wasn’t just

“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted

“Whip me like one of your dead girls.” Submitted

“You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as

“You make me blush so much, my face is the same color as

“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only

“You’re the only cabbie whose head is not the only