“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”
“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
“I would hit that harder than Sherlock hits corpses.”
“My love for you exceeds the amount of laptops Sherlock
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs
“I’d rather look at you than Sherlock’s crime
“If you think Sherlock’s a freak, just wait until
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt?
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted
“I don’t know about Sherlock, but I know exactly
“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
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“I’ve fallen for you more times than a Sherlock
“I bet you could warm my heart even if Sherlock was keeping
“I want to text you more often than Irene texted Sherlock.â€
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds
“I love you more than Sherlock loves bees.â€
“You’re the stars to my Sherlock: I think you’re
“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps
“Wanna try some roleplaying? You’re Sherlock Holmes.
“Finding someone as beautiful as you is more difficult
“I think you look cool even when you don’t turn
“I trust you more than Sherlock trusted his brother, Molly
“Will you be the experiment to my Sherlock? I want to do
“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want
“Tie me up like a Serbian with a cheating wife and no electricity
“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock?
“You make me feel higher than Sherlock overdosing on a
“Are you the Reichenbach Falls? Because you’re soaking
“I would help a drug addict dig up a one hundred and twenty
“Are you Sherlock Holmes? Because I wanna see you shake
“Humiliating Sherlock may be by far the greater pleasure,
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”