“I’m hung like a Baskerville Hound.”
“Sex doesn’t alarm me. Want me to prove it?”
“Hiiiii… I seem to have misplaced the key to your
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient,
“If we were at a restaurant together, I wouldn’t
“Would you like to go round and round the garden like a
“Being without each other… Isn’t it hateful?”
“If you think my cheekbones are prominent, just wait until
“I would have dinner with you even if I wasn’t hungry.”
“I never want to say ‘LATERZ!’ to you.”
“Who cares about decent? I am turned on!”
“I’d like to get some from you… And I’m
“Would you let me come into your ‘cab’ with
“My chemical defect for you could never put me on the losing
“You make me go ‘Oh my GAAAAAWD!’ more than
“I’d hit that 1895 times.”
“It’s a good thing I find breathing boring, because
“I regret deleting the solar system, because you are out
“I wanted to be a pirate so I could get at your booty.”
“It’s going to take more than three patches to cure
“You are really my area.”
“I would dress for you the way I dress going to Buckingham
“Sticks and stones may break my bones, but riding crops
“You do count… Even if I didn’t need a suicide
The best of Sheriarty, from BBC Sherlock pick-up lines.
“My idea of a romantic lunch date: Two bags of Quavers
“We’re so domestic, people are even shipping our
“I’d like to snuggle under a blanket with you even
“I think you’re neater than poisoned children.”
“I can’t take my eyes off of you… No, really.
“If I dress up as a museum security guard, will you let
“I’d like to conduct a Study in your Pink.”
“The newspaper says that you’re a confirmed bachelor…
“When I told you to take my card, I meant my V-card.”
“If you’re a hedgehog, can I be your hedge?”
“I would name my daughter after you even if Sherlock wasn’t