le dio vergüenza lol / she was embarrassed

le dio vergüenza lol / she was embarrassed

she must want to get a job working for the tourism department

she must want to get a job working for the tourism department

she looks fun.

she looks fun.

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filthy-she-sleen.tumblr.com/post/136632410196/

Maybe that’s why she went with Big Sean.

Maybe that’s why she went with Big Sean.

And ditch the broad … she’s gonna let you drown!  

And ditch the broad … she’s gonna let you drown!  

Don’t peek, she might still be there

Don’t peek, she might still be there

Oh, I dunno, she seems to be heading downstairs …

Oh, I dunno, she seems to be heading downstairs …

With all that walking, she’ll need new shoes too

With all that walking, she’ll need new shoes too

Maybe she’s near-sighted  ;)

Maybe she’s near-sighted  ;)

’Round and ’round and ’round she goes

’Round and ’round and ’round she goes

’Cuz she’s a fake bitch, that’s why

’Cuz she’s a fake bitch, that’s why

But she just cashed her pension check!

But she just cashed her pension check!

But she’s got her legs crossed …

But she’s got her legs crossed …

Dad looks more prepared than she does

Dad looks more prepared than she does

And then she lists her favorite things

And then she lists her favorite things

Never trust Mother Nature … she loves a good laugh

Never trust Mother Nature … she loves a good laugh

All this time I thought she just had natural curls …

All this time I thought she just had natural curls …

Just like Shane … she’s going insane

Just like Shane … she’s going insane

Looks like she’s got a handle on how that door works

Looks like she’s got a handle on how that door works

Blow in her ear and she’ll follow you anywhere

Blow in her ear and she’ll follow you anywhere

And she was wearing a better coat than me

And she was wearing a better coat than me

Those ain’t the legumes she means

Those ain’t the legumes she means

Guess she’s not a vegetarian

Guess she’s not a vegetarian

idk, she’s always freaked about something

idk, she’s always freaked about something

She even makes pink feathers look good. From hiboobs, who writes:

She even makes pink feathers look good. From hiboobs, who writes:

She is shocked!!!!

She is shocked!!!!

She is correct!

She is correct!

lol   This is probably why she married you… she just

lol   This is probably why she married you… she just

lol… The kid doesn’t even look upset.   She looks like

lol… The kid doesn’t even look upset.   She looks like

darkarcherprince:  phantomhivespookysass:  spookyfeuilly:  so

darkarcherprince: phantomhivespookysass: spookyfeuilly: so

thefrenchwall:  lohannahmontana:  this pisses me off every time

thefrenchwall: lohannahmontana: this pisses me off every time

ay-drian:  i know she had a mild stroke but fuckkkk fewaofjwmealkfme;lwa

ay-drian: i know she had a mild stroke but fuckkkk fewaofjwmealkfme;lwa

Something in the way she movesAttracts me like no other loverSomething

Something in the way she movesAttracts me like no other loverSomething

It’s funny cause in fifth grade during human growth and

It’s funny cause in fifth grade during human growth and

your-worst-nightmares:  she’s the man is legend! 0.0

your-worst-nightmares: she’s the man is legend! 0.0