“I want to Lestraddle you.”
“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll
“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on
“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American
“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to
“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already
“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”
“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll
“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”
“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone
“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d
“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”
“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is
“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make
“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll
“Holmes is where my heart is.â€
“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but
“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?â€
“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want
“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger
“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas
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“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off,
“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s
“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t
“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade
“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly
“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks
“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t
“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so
“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your