“I want to Lestraddle you.”

“I want to Lestraddle you.”

“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll

“I’m like Anderson’s beard… I’ll

“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on

“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on

“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American

“I’ve fallen for you more times than that American

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to

“I know Richard Brook was a lie, but I’d like to

“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already

“You don’t need Connie Prince. You’re already

“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”

“Why have a meat dagger when you can have my D.I. swagger?”

“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll

“Why don’t you play Operation with me instead? You’ll

“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”

“Lestrade? More like Lust-rade.”

“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone

“Lestrade will find his division before I find someone

“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d

“You are a man, and good at it… but I think you’d

“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”

“Why have a goldfish when you can have a silver fox?”

“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is

“You know how most days aren’t good days? This is

“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make

“Break-ins aren’t my division, but I’ll make

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll

“I’m so shocked by your beauty, I think I’ll

“Holmes is where my heart is.”

“Holmes is where my heart is.”

“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly

“Seeing how much I love you? That wouldn’t exactly

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’

“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’

“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds

“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds

“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but

“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but

“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?”

“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?”

“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want

“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want

“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of

“If I had an unsolved murder for every time I thought of

“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger

“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger

“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas

“You’re hotter than Molly Hooper at a Christmas

Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic,

Merry Christmas, Tumblr! If any of you want to finish that fic,

“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off,

“I’m not like Sherlock. If you helped me get off,

“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s

“I need you more than Lestrade needs a drink when he’s

“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t

“Suicide as street theatre and murder by corpse aren’t

“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade

“My feelings for you are so blindingly obvious, even Lestrade

“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly

“My feelings for you are so clear, not even the impossibly

“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks

“I may have addressed over forty percent of my remarks

“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t

“Are you Sherlock’s decanter? Because I can’t

“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so

“If you were one of the reporters outside, I would do so

“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your

“Poetry or truth? Well, if we’re talking about your