Drunk as balls right now!! Put shit in my ask and I'll answer

Drunk as balls right now!! Put shit in my ask and I'll answer

pureplay:  Sitting here naked with my hard cock in my hand and

pureplay: Sitting here naked with my hard cock in my hand and

PSAThe only right way to drink whisky is the way you like it

PSAThe only right way to drink whisky is the way you like it

Hey guys! Just a small update from my life. I am on a road trip

Hey guys! Just a small update from my life. I am on a road trip

My view right meow. Not too shabby for 5:30am. Gotta love being

My view right meow. Not too shabby for 5:30am. Gotta love being

I wish I could afford to buy these for myself right now while

I wish I could afford to buy these for myself right now while

Just got back from what I thought was a date… but when

Just got back from what I thought was a date… but when

Well then, today I told my mom that I am pansexual and I explained

Well then, today I told my mom that I am pansexual and I explained

Sniffin’ my own stiff cum-rag tighty whities wishin’

Sniffin’ my own stiff cum-rag tighty whities wishin’

you followed me for porn right? LOL ur mistake i’m furry trash 

you followed me for porn right? LOL ur mistake i’m furry trash 

My ex bf and I weren’t right for each other but I didn’t

My ex bf and I weren’t right for each other but I didn’t

Honestly the only reason I wish I had a man right now was so

Honestly the only reason I wish I had a man right now was so

hazyspacefairy:  I’m desperateHey all. This is my last resort,

hazyspacefairy: I’m desperateHey all. This is my last resort,

Mmm I so badly want to be held down by my daddy while hes fucking

Mmm I so badly want to be held down by my daddy while hes fucking

I just wanna be held right now. That would be great.

I just wanna be held right now. That would be great.

I’m out of green and I cant find any right now

I’m out of green and I cant find any right now

daddys-cutie127:daddys-cutie127:I just received an eviction notice

daddys-cutie127:daddys-cutie127:I just received an eviction notice

I hate having to decide if I want to find any random couchsurfing

I hate having to decide if I want to find any random couchsurfing

I’m going to be real honest about this blog right now.

I’m going to be real honest about this blog right now.

oldshows:How I sleep knowing I’m single and nobody is cheating

oldshows:How I sleep knowing I’m single and nobody is cheating

My libido has only two moods:1. I’M HORNY ALL DAY! I NEED SEX

My libido has only two moods:1. I’M HORNY ALL DAY! I NEED SEX

worship-my-body:My libido has only two moods:1. I’M HORNY ALL

worship-my-body:My libido has only two moods:1. I’M HORNY ALL

worship-my-body:My libido has only two moods:1. I’M HORNY ALL

worship-my-body:My libido has only two moods:1. I’M HORNY ALL

My boss is watching Mean Girls in his office right now  What

My boss is watching Mean Girls in his office right now What

SOMEONE BROUGHT A DOG TO THE OFFICE  AND I GOT TO PET HER  Me:

SOMEONE BROUGHT A DOG TO THE OFFICE AND I GOT TO PET HER Me:

I am exhausted and I do not want to go to work. My cat just followed

I am exhausted and I do not want to go to work. My cat just followed

How I feel about life right now

How I feel about life right now

THIS IS COMPLETELY BRILLIANT I AM WATCHING ON THE NEWS RIGHT

THIS IS COMPLETELY BRILLIANT I AM WATCHING ON THE NEWS RIGHT

There are a few more stories going on in my life right now than

There are a few more stories going on in my life right now than

Writing my notice to my day job right now.Crying.October 2nd. 

Writing my notice to my day job right now.Crying.October 2nd. 

FYI….I look super cute right now.  And I made up a freaking

FYI….I look super cute right now.  And I made up a freaking

He was texting another girl while at work…and telling our other

He was texting another girl while at work…and telling our other

stumbling into a reminder that the other kids I went to school

stumbling into a reminder that the other kids I went to school

IRL followers. Maybe close friends too. Please keep scrolling.

IRL followers. Maybe close friends too. Please keep scrolling.

8.5 years later and I still don’t have “enough money” to

8.5 years later and I still don’t have “enough money” to

I’m feeling a little defeated right now.Frustration with work. 

I’m feeling a little defeated right now.Frustration with work.