me as widdle

me as widdle

Me gonna be me Zoe

Me gonna be me Zoe

Some kids were scared of me. Why?

Some kids were scared of me. Why?

Me when I was little. I was breaking hearts before 1st grade.

Me when I was little. I was breaking hearts before 1st grade.

me: hey u wanna see my kids?me: [takes wallet out and flips out

me: hey u wanna see my kids?me: [takes wallet out and flips out

Once when I was a little kid my mother found me frantically stabbing

Once when I was a little kid my mother found me frantically stabbing

I’m a 90s kid! #90srevival #me #Selfie #mirrorselfie #ootd

I’m a 90s kid! #90srevival #me #Selfie #mirrorselfie #ootd

Old picture of me and my dog buddy Karma. I got to spend a few

Old picture of me and my dog buddy Karma. I got to spend a few

Sorry haven’t been posting AGAIN as much I was to busy

Sorry haven’t been posting AGAIN as much I was to busy

ginkasu:  [Request] Palutena doggystyled  recent requests gave

ginkasu: [Request] Palutena doggystyled  recent requests gave

feathered-dragoness:  dragonofenergie:  “Why do you flinch

feathered-dragoness: dragonofenergie: “Why do you flinch

fatgirlopinions:   some of my biggest insecurities only became

fatgirlopinions: some of my biggest insecurities only became

mugglebornheadcanon:  1923. Muggleborn kids struggle the entire

mugglebornheadcanon: 1923. Muggleborn kids struggle the entire

aballycakes:  alexinspankingland:  Me and my cat being sames.

aballycakes: alexinspankingland: Me and my cat being sames.

lameborghini:  why do people expect so much of me i still have

lameborghini: why do people expect so much of me i still have

ponpongoawei:  i say “buy me things” a lot for someone who

ponpongoawei: i say “buy me things” a lot for someone who

me-rcury:  pinsir:  airlock:  ludicrouscupcake:  baconshouldgrowontrees:

me-rcury: pinsir: airlock: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees:

 forlackofabettercomic: Remember kids, you should always be the

forlackofabettercomic: Remember kids, you should always be the

Little me haha I was such a bad little kid,  can u tell? 😁

Little me haha I was such a bad little kid, can u tell? 😁

So, I’m watching The little shop of horrors. I loved this movie

So, I’m watching The little shop of horrors. I loved this movie

Me: what do I wanna get for dinner?My housemate: dick?Me: well….

Me: what do I wanna get for dinner?My housemate: dick?Me: well….

Shout out to that kid that eye raped me like 6 or 7 times today;

Shout out to that kid that eye raped me like 6 or 7 times today;

embarrassmental:  narcotic:  what if people named their kids

embarrassmental: narcotic: what if people named their kids

jmma-simmons:Pros of an 8 AM class: - I get to see the sunrise

jmma-simmons:Pros of an 8 AM class: - I get to see the sunrise

detectivekev:  thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind:  Weird Kid At A Sleepover

detectivekev: thomas-is-so-vine-and-kind: Weird Kid At A Sleepover

artemislad: all the other kids with the fucked up kinks

artemislad: all the other kids with the fucked up kinks

me-rcury:  pinsir:  airlock:  ludicrouscupcake:  baconshouldgrowontrees:

me-rcury: pinsir: airlock: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees:

adultinsect:  me in the background  Kids ruin everything

adultinsect: me in the background Kids ruin everything

dogsuicidebridge tagged me in the thing!   Aye goth-heaux devilcatendlesslives

dogsuicidebridge tagged me in the thing! Aye goth-heaux devilcatendlesslives

me-rcury:  pinsir:  airlock:  ludicrouscupcake:  baconshouldgrowontrees:

me-rcury: pinsir: airlock: ludicrouscupcake: baconshouldgrowontrees:

maliciousmelons:  ive always hated kids “did you hate yourself

maliciousmelons: ive always hated kids “did you hate yourself

where are all the sugar daddies to buy me lingerie??

where are all the sugar daddies to buy me lingerie??

if someone has the sudden urge to spoil me a victoria secret

if someone has the sudden urge to spoil me a victoria secret

demolithion:  kid: mum why is my sister called rose?me: your

demolithion: kid: mum why is my sister called rose?me: your

ticktocksheep:  “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT

ticktocksheep: “Hey, buy me this thing” “lol ok” “waIT

@ stream people i’m holding u all responsible for not reminding

@ stream people i’m holding u all responsible for not reminding