oomshi: my phone battery died faster than my dreams
bpdtorchic: someone: why do u joke about dying so much me: because
fag: god i really wanna fucking die dude
Reblog or your mom will die in 928 seconds.
agoodkind: thesilencedmasses: leftboob-enthusiast: (to the
lesbianspacepilot: ok but if a girl ever like……tucked a stray
inkskinned: me, regardless of what i’m doing: i’d rather
rooster213: thecommonchick: can u imagine a family member going
habeesha: aabaha: im-prada–u-nada: your girl gagging while
straightboyfriend: me: *has small inconvenience* me: i guess
rottensugar: all i think about is sex and how i’m going to
rottensugar: all i think about is sex and how i’m going to
chiquitalinda: chiquitalinda: I just wanna fuck and eat tacos
m0rbid-things: I’m like 90% wanting to die and 10% horny
When I die, someone water my flowers in Animal Crossing and real
zomblequeen: Favorite trope 348234: when person who nearly died
pinkbabyprincess: Not to be dramatic but if I don’t get beat
straightboyfriend: me: *has small inconvenience* me: i guess
dreadfulbug: me: horny and wants to die
happinesswitheverybite: IT REALLY SUCKS THAT NO ONE THINKS YOU’RE
regulusblaek: me, age 15: i cant wait to be 20 when i will finally
dreadfulbug: me: horny and wants to die
lucifersbxbygirl: kinda sad, kinda horny, kinda wanna die
mossbug:when i die i want u all to come to my grave and put stickers
ayyvpd: me: i’m super stressed abt this :/ brain: aw no sweat,
docislegend: coroner: your girlfriend was choked to death me:
I HAVE LIKE 1,537 FOLLOWERS AND ONE OF MY FAVORITE BLOGS FOLLOWS
sextremists: we are all depressed and horny let us fuck and
thesymbolofpeace:*does a weak peace sign* n..nya… *collapses
mossbug: when i die i want u all to come to my grave and put
dreadfulbug: me: horny and wants to die
kittypride: life is about eating fruit and loving women and then
undercoverhoney: If I don’t romanticize everything in my life
srrybabe: *wakes up* i wanna die *falls back asleep*
thexfiles: i’ll stop making jokes about dying when i’m dead
peachycutiee:If a guy moaned and called me baby during sex I’d