“I would rather have you than the skull.” Submitted

“I would rather have you than the skull.” Submitted

“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg

“I would have you right here even if you didn’t beg

“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll

“I’ll ‘scrub’ your 'floor’ if you’ll

“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in

“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in

“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your

“I could definitely tell your body from ‘not your

“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think

“Are you holding my heart at gunpoint? Because I think

“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed,

“Don’t you want me on the floor too? And on the bed,

“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you

“Dear Jim, I’m in love with you. Won’t you

“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s

“Since you blew your nose on the lady from the train’s

“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with

“Even if I knew nothing about you, I would flat share with

“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?”

“Want to occupy a minor position in the British government?”

“I’d let you contaminate my ‘crime scene.’”

“I’d let you contaminate my ‘crime scene.’”

“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d

“Maybe I won’t shave for Sherlock, but I’d

“I’ll be your housekeeper… Maybe I’ll

“I’ll be your housekeeper… Maybe I’ll

“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m

“I would never tell you to get out of my head when I’m

“I’d have another row with the chip and PIN machine

“I’d have another row with the chip and PIN machine

“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different

“Forget faking my genius… Want to see a different

“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.”Submitted

“Magnussen saw that my weakness is you.”Submitted

“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.”Submitted

“Unlike my coat, I just need one of you.”Submitted

“I may be king in this world of locked rooms, but I still

“I may be king in this world of locked rooms, but I still

“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted

“Show me your Lady Bracknell and I’ll give you my salty seaman.”Submitted

Our first anonymous submission from the Big Nude Boat 2017! Anyone

Our first anonymous submission from the Big Nude Boat 2017! Anyone

Thank you for this anonymous submission!   mdptny.tumblr.com

Thank you for this anonymous submission! mdptny.tumblr.com

An anonymous hairy beauty

An anonymous hairy beauty

badboynodiddy:  rawnoire:  ANONYMOUS NUDE SERIES | ART DIR. &

badboynodiddy: rawnoire: ANONYMOUS NUDE SERIES | ART DIR. &

She came in, undressed, bent over the chair and seduced my camera.

She came in, undressed, bent over the chair and seduced my camera.

I’d only wanted the one girl, but since she was with a friend

I’d only wanted the one girl, but since she was with a friend

A pair of anonymous dolls.  Maybe you would recognize them if

A pair of anonymous dolls.  Maybe you would recognize them if

You should just be an object.  Featureless, anonymous, stripped

You should just be an object.  Featureless, anonymous, stripped

One of my wonderful fans (who wishes to remain anonymous, so

One of my wonderful fans (who wishes to remain anonymous, so

TELL ME HOW YOU'D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.

TELL ME HOW YOU'D FUCK ME ANONYMOUSLY.

Grindr, Scruff, Mister. You name the app and I’ve given it

Grindr, Scruff, Mister. You name the app and I’ve given it

._. I hope these look okay. Pony bust commish for anonymous-pegasus

._. I hope these look okay. Pony bust commish for anonymous-pegasus

fucktehworld:  Dear UC Anonymous, Are you sure you want these

fucktehworld: Dear UC Anonymous, Are you sure you want these

sniggysmut:  Commission done for anonymous client.

sniggysmut: Commission done for anonymous client.

The Imperfect Bubble - Anonymous - Homestuck [Archive of Our

The Imperfect Bubble - Anonymous - Homestuck [Archive of Our