“Wanna U.M.Q.R.A.?”
“Whenever I’m with you, I’m hornier than Anderson
“When I said I would hit that, I didn’t just mean
Picked her up at the bar. ;-)
A small puppy wandered up to U.S. Marines from Alpha Company,
pick-up-pieces-leave-dust-behind: fucking—neverland: Kellin
adam2adamtn: lusts-a-gogo: He has a fool-proof pick up line.
Fuck it. I'm going to go out tonight anyway. By myself, I don't
Fuck that nigga that you love so bad I know you still think about
“Bye bye honey…pick you up later”
You know how it is…your car breaks down and the tow truck
thebeauty-of-sin: When there’s a certain baby girl you want
menandtheirdogs: cakeisgr: Last year I went to a Starbucks
fuck-ler: seriousness on the topic of corporations ‘promoting’
i-just-need-to-let-it-be-and-rp: luckied: Read More Read More
bossies: The girl who sat next to me at the event today showed
kisecchinosedai: Concept: upon meeting Daichi for the first
I’m fucking lit rn…had too many beers….about
Flirt with your girl like you never met her before and you tryna
pyritepandy: i’ve seen posts mentioning that “malachite
i’m starting to hate hanging out with Nick and his friends.
jodiefosters-blog: “I know, I pick up the roles other actresses
sheenra: I keep these guys in the back seat of my car so that
artscapades: t-w-i-s-t-e-d-logic: hellyeahthomassanders:
charlesoberonn: “How did you get so good at art?” “I picked
phillip-bankss: i need to go to dark cvs and pick up some DieQuil
drenched-rat: Shion, why don’t we have a nice library like
→ fucking pick up the crumbs!
pick your head up queen your clown wig is falling
in-vagina-we-thrust: niggablvd: My girlfriend just asked me
Fuck Yeah Pick Up Lines: Sailing pick up lines. Or 69 reasons
patternedclouds: dire straits Waiting at the airport to pick
willoghby:i love how garnet picks peridot up like she’s baby
abcleverun: flame-baby-ruby: Imagine Ruby going to throw a snowball
magnolia-eclair: bandainamcous: Every Shinobi needs to have
vvorldwideweb: “honey!! im home!!” i call out as i enter