“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on

“I’d help you hunt down a hound even if I was on

“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste

“Dieting is for Mycroft. Come on, you know you want a taste

“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’

“Why don’t you go ‘right the way down’

“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other

“Let’s get on your laptop and look at something other

“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good

“Are you Mary Morstan? Because those pants look so good

“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood

“You’ve seen what these fingernails can do to a wood

“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep

“Why keep your eyeballs in the microwave when you can keep

“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d

“The skull on the mantle isn’t the only bone I’d

“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had

“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had

“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t

“The fact that I’ve always loved dancing isn’t

“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only

“If you meet me on the roof, a gun won’t be the only

“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would

“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would

“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about

“I’m sorry I let it all slide… How about

“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions,

“Beauty is a construct based entirely on childhood impressions,

“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face…

“I’m sorry you don’t like Harold on my face…

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“Without you, I’m lonelier than Mycroft on Christmas.”

“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if

“John says I’m a machine… Want to see if

“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that

“So, you’re on IDatedAGhost.com… Does that

“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.”

“You’re carved into my heart like I.O.U. on an apple.”

“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password

“Your feelings for me are more obvious than the password

“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d

“Fighting off a swordsman isn’t the only thing I’d

“I would half kill a man because he laid a finger on you.”

“I would half kill a man because he laid a finger on you.”

“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want

“Will you be the Sherlock to my Buckingham Palace? I want

“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you

“If you were naked in front of me, I would never tell you

“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock?

“Will you be the Bart’s Hospital to my Sherlock?

“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like

“This pistol isn’t the only thing I’d like

“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client

“I would put on a black veil and pretend to be a client

“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because

“Are you the dust on Sherlock’s mantle? Because

“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to

“You don’t need to put on a mustache in order to

“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on

“If you were a Baskerville Hound, I would get drugged on

“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t

“I would smile at you on a bus even if you didn’t

“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send

“I would let you give me a hug even if I didn’t need to send

“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to

“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to

“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on

“I usually make clients sit in The Chair, but you can sit on

“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not

“Mycroft is right about the list of people who love me not

The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number

The best of The Final Problem pick-up lines, based on number