“Ugh, yeah, you like that, sis? You like my fat cock splitting
“Oh my god!“ She whimpered herself unbelievingly… “He
thedailystyles: d0pelaurenn: Shoutout to @singitpayno for making
oh my god i can just say fuck it and draw however the fuck i
holdbeast: absedarian: obsessionisaperfume: suricattus: robotmango:
floozys: *someone asks me to do something in my job, where i
Three words: Finnish Hell’s Kitchen. Stupidest thing I’ve
hypnoticstare: abitofabadass: for once i want the girl in
The most ridiculous complaints that customers have made to me
sobeitjay: chocahontas: tarynel: I wish my arms were longer.
karrmennn: thesnobbyartsyblog: karrmennn: clarknokent: thesnobbyartsyblog:
My night terror consisted of this weird Yeti man standing over
This is my fucking brother and oh my god
hvlth-gxth: my constant internal dialogue.
the-little-douche-bag: xkanyeinterruptedmex: my-chemical-homestuck:
Forever In My Heart.
yaworu: oh man i love being at my parents house :) i love being
dogsenthusiast: me: I’m gonna go to sleep now me to myself:
gaarasgf: me: im soo tired everyone: go to sleep me: i dont…like…..i
saddogtalks: i cant tell if theyre lying to me
997: oh well *drinks pure vodka*
snowboxes: dork-bending: I walked into my classroom and told
mishanarry: sometimes I forget that my favorite blogs follow
steeldragongamer: m-arci-a: daily life of a digital artist:
gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon: montypla: gigadramon:
bpdjanedoe: My English teacher: This assignment is fairly easy!
memeufacturing: secret service agent: SIR YOU CANT BE IN HEREme:
cinnabongene: me, the entire day: oh my god i’m so tired,
joshpeck: my friend is in the hospital for pneumonia and she
Love fucks you up like an evil angel, You so cool, cool as ice, But
egberts: am I overreacting or do I have a valid reason to feel
WHY THE FUCK ARE MY BOOBS SO DAMN BIG OMG I COULD REST MY CHIN
why The Fuck
jankyspace: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh my god where did all this snow come from i cant fucking see
gamergirl-princess: Wow I can’t believe I can marry Blake