“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love
“I don’t know what you might deduce about my brother’s
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“Care to be my goldfish?”
“Forget my brother’s bolt-holes… How about
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“Am I horny too? I haven’t checked.”
“I bet I can make you come in less the time Sherlock’s
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“I guess people can stop calling me The Ice Man, because
“Are you Greg Lestrade? Because you look like a DI…
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“Being without you is worse than going to a matinee of
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“You can imagine the Christmas dinners, but I’d much
“I may not be Uncle Rudy, but I’ll cross-dress for
“I want to be your boyfriend more than Sherlock wanted
“I can’t keep my eyes off of you… so I’m
“I would go on a romantic getaway with you even if I had
“Your loss would break my heart even more than Sherlock’s
“So, I heard you want the D… and I don’t
“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing
“I am the closest thing to a friend you are capable of
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,
“I want to go steady with you– steadier than John’s
“When you’re away, I miss you more than John misses
“Are you the Diogenes Club? Because you leave me speechless.â€
“Without you, I’m deader than a Flight 007 passenger.â€
“I may eat breakfast in The Stranger’s Room, but
“You’re sweeter than all of the plum pudding in
“I love you more than Sherlock loves ginger nuts.”
“Whenever I’m in your arms, I feel more secure than Sherrinford.”
“I must be a Patience Grenade. Every move you make makes me
“Are you the night Magnussen got shot? Because I’d like to
“I don’t need to be actually wetting myself in order to tell