“Wanna know how you can recognize me by not my face?”
“I need someone to take my measurements. Care to volunteer?”
“You’re gonna need a blanket when you see the size
“Be the Mrs. Hudson to my skull. By which I mean I want
“You light up my life like a fairy.” *Make sure you
“Sherlock isn’t a fraud, and so isn’t my love
“I would jump in front of a death frisbee for you, my dear.”
“You can slip your hand into my pocket anytime.”
“People who don’t find me attractive? Not my division.”
“My hip isn’t the only thing about me that’s
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good
“I don’t have to use my imagination to know that
“Sherly– you’re my division.” Submitted
“If convenient, meet me in my bedroom. If inconvenient,
“You can touch My croft anytime.” Submitted by pyschointhemaking.
“Will you join my football team and raise five children
“I have cake in both hands; I’ll have to use my mouth.”
“Sherlock says that I’m a spider. How’d you
“You’ve never been the most luminous of people, but
“You light up my life like a Baskerville rabbit.”
“You’re so great, even my shirt is giving you thumbs
“I would love you even if you messed up my sock index.”
“A headphones-wearing bison isn’t the only thing
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested
“A nice murder normally cheers me up, but it seems like
Happy April Fool’s Day, followers! I hope you’re
“Is your name Mycroft Holmes? Because I need a little ginger
“Will you be the pipe to my Holmes? I want you in my mouth.â€
“Are you my fridge? Because I want to stick my body parts
“I would let you in my house even if you were a reptile.â€
“If you came to my house in the middle of the night, my umbrella
“Without you, my heart is colder and emptier than Mycroft’s
“Yes, I am having an earthquake. You shake up my world.”
“I can’t keep my knackered, weary, old eyes off of you.”
“I would let you look in my ‘lymph nodes’ even if I wasn’t
When I was walking to pick up my little sister as school I saw