Me and my mom completely forgot we invited my aunt over for dinner,
My mom always looks so embarrassed when I ask her to strip. But
My mom got snapchat, and I got a boner. Life is good.
My mom got a new camera today and I decided to test it out
My mom is cooler than yours :)
You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.
Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.
Our bully sewed our moms into a human centipede.
“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s
The picture your friend keeps in his binder. It’s a picture
Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…
You’ve seen your mom naked before. You’re one of
He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications
The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image
Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem
Your wrists are in pain due to the ropes digging into them. You’re
You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your
That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from
I hate being he smartest guy in my school. It means that I automaically
When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it
You were always told by your mom that things would be different
You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she
What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes
The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.
Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being,
You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously
You did well in hiding what it was your mom was. You somehow
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Moms are so important, but my mom has emotionally abused me my
My grandpa found a whole stack of old letters that he wrote to
my mother after i make her an apple pie.
my mom saw my “make dildos not war” sticker on my
rusical: me, chillin: *is chillin*mom: u look bored are u bored?
my friend's mom made cream puffs for me and my mom