Me and my mom completely forgot we invited my aunt over for dinner,

Me and my mom completely forgot we invited my aunt over for dinner,

My mom always looks so embarrassed when I ask her to strip. But

My mom always looks so embarrassed when I ask her to strip. But

My mom got snapchat, and I got a boner. Life is good.

My mom got snapchat, and I got a boner. Life is good.

My mom got a new camera today and I decided to test it out

My mom got a new camera today and I decided to test it out

My mom is cooler than yours :)

My mom is cooler than yours :)

You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.

You drilled a hole going from your walk in closet to your mom’s.

Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.

Your mom and your best friend both have interest in each other.

Our bully sewed our moms into a human centipede. 

Our bully sewed our moms into a human centipede. 

“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s

“Rogues on Wheels” was an obscure mid 80’s

The picture your friend keeps in his binder. It’s a picture

The picture your friend keeps in his binder. It’s a picture

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

You’ve seen your mom naked before. You’re one of

You’ve seen your mom naked before. You’re one of

He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications

He told you to have your mom ready to his exact specifications

The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image

The camera he set up in your mom’s room caught and image

Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem

Your mom works out at her friend’s home gym. The only problem

Your wrists are in pain due to the ropes digging into them. You’re

Your wrists are in pain due to the ropes digging into them. You’re

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

You were on vacation with your lifelong friend and his mom. Your

That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from

That cat was always such an asshole. He’d eat the ham from

I hate being he smartest guy in my school. It means that I automaically

I hate being he smartest guy in my school. It means that I automaically

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

When your mom wanted a personal trainer you knew just who it

You were always told by your mom that things would be different

You were always told by your mom that things would be different

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

You and your mom are going back to her old country, where she

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

What was happening. Those pills should have kicked in 20 minutes

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being,

Your mom was almost too perfect to exist. A mythological being,

You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously

You don’t know why your mom lived her life so precautiously

You did well in hiding what it was your mom was. You somehow

You did well in hiding what it was your mom was. You somehow

Have your say: What Is Your Mom's Body Shape?

Have your say: What Is Your Mom's Body Shape?

Bluvelvet99: Golden Era ClassicOriginally published June. 23,

Bluvelvet99: Golden Era ClassicOriginally published June. 23,

The ShapeIt didn’t take long for your mom to realize that there

The ShapeIt didn’t take long for your mom to realize that there

Moms are so important, but my mom has emotionally abused me my

Moms are so important, but my mom has emotionally abused me my

My grandpa found a whole stack of old letters that he wrote to

My grandpa found a whole stack of old letters that he wrote to

my mother after i make her an apple pie.

my mother after i make her an apple pie.

my mom saw my “make dildos not war” sticker on my

my mom saw my “make dildos not war” sticker on my

rusical:  me, chillin: *is chillin*mom: u look bored are u bored?

rusical: me, chillin: *is chillin*mom: u look bored are u bored?

my friend's mom made cream puffs for me and my mom

my friend's mom made cream puffs for me and my mom