“I.O.U. a threesome.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“Playing games with you makes my brain explode. In a good
“I fell for you like Sherlock off of Bart’s.”
“I ♥ U” Requested by one of my real-life friends,
“You have very sexy skin that I wouldn’t mind making
“Wanna see MY crown jewels?” Submitted by custardcreems.
“Wanna change Moriarty’s nickname for you?”
“I’m Sherlock’s biggest fan. Wanna see how
“I’d Stay Alive for you.” Submitted by tophatsandfedoras.
“So, you’re a sniper? Just how good is your aim in
“I didn’t need five minutes to feel that we had a
“You may be on the side of the angels, but we’re
“I would go on three dates with you even if you turned
“I noticed that you put product in your hair… So
ADMIN’S PICK! Normally when I post photosets, the pick-up
“I would stop wearing Westwood just to get your attention.”
“I’m sorry you miss Redbeard… If you need
Threesomes solve everything.
The best of the villains, from BBC Sherlock Pick-Up Lines (excluding
“I’d watch Glee for you.” Submitted by scripturientjester.
“You’re the West to my Wood.” Submitted by
“I would blow up your wall to get to you.”Suggested
“You can’t be allowed to continue being single.
“If you’ll excuse me, I’m just going to knock
“I may be king in this world of locked rooms, but I still
“On your knees, Professor… Don’t worry, I
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“Are you Moriarty? Because I’m looking for a maths
“Now why don’t you stop beating that corpse and
“Five minutes at Christmas is nice, but I wouldn’t mind some
“Forget science or cannibals… Nobody is more grateful
“I wrote a story called ‘The Hungry Donkey.’ It’s about
Remember the good ol’ days when Redbeard was just a dog? Ssh,
The best of postmortem Jim (seasons three and four), based on
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