When my wife was alive, we moved into her mom’s upstairs

When my wife was alive, we moved into her mom’s upstairs

mommyfuckedmybully: “i mean, technically you were in it too,”

mommyfuckedmybully: “i mean, technically you were in it too,”

mommysgirlgillian:  Mom used to joke that she never wanted me

mommysgirlgillian: Mom used to joke that she never wanted me

intoxifaded:  Okay so omg wow So today I was in the worse mood

intoxifaded: Okay so omg wow So today I was in the worse mood

apervertedthought:   Need milk  ?  Thanks for the submit ;)

apervertedthought: Need milk  ?  Thanks for the submit ;)

yummum109:  privatefamilytime:  One time Mom told me with a laugh

yummum109: privatefamilytime: One time Mom told me with a laugh

7ukas:  it started as a joke. my mom asked how big i was and

7ukas: it started as a joke. my mom asked how big i was and

sub-mom-incest:  Good girl mom, how does your ass taste? You

sub-mom-incest: Good girl mom, how does your ass taste? You

onedirtymommy:  thepyemancometh:  When Mom asked if she looked

onedirtymommy: thepyemancometh: When Mom asked if she looked

pika-dean:polyglotplatypus:I mean you either get twice the usual

pika-dean:polyglotplatypus:I mean you either get twice the usual

socialjusticesummoner:  trans-mom:  cis person: *says something

socialjusticesummoner: trans-mom: cis person: *says something

nflstreet:  mom: did you fucking buy a sex toy with my credit

nflstreet: mom: did you fucking buy a sex toy with my credit

dragonasartanddoodles: Best warm up drawing I’ve ever done

dragonasartanddoodles: Best warm up drawing I’ve ever done

dykelapis:  tbh my favourite joke in all of SU so far is the

dykelapis: tbh my favourite joke in all of SU so far is the

dean-the-piesexual:  OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR

dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR

torpidgilliver:  dean-the-piesexual:  OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING

torpidgilliver: dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING

strexc0rporation:  OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT

strexc0rporation: OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND DAD LIKE TO JOKE THAT

mmmskulljuice:  Things I have in common with Sans -Love corny

mmmskulljuice: Things I have in common with Sans -Love corny

strexc0rporation:  strexc0rporation:  OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND

strexc0rporation: strexc0rporation: OK SO ME AND MY MOM AND

dean-the-piesexual:  OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR

dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR

“I just kind of disengage with reality and the world because

“I just kind of disengage with reality and the world because

dean-the-piesexual:  OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR

dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR

torpidgilliver:  dean-the-piesexual:  OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING

torpidgilliver: dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING

shakeweights:  my mom told me to get my work done or i’ll hate

shakeweights: my mom told me to get my work done or i’ll hate

dean-the-piesexual:  OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR

dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING THIS 6 YEAR

skimpymoms:  I got this bikini for my mom as a joke, but surprisingly,

skimpymoms: I got this bikini for my mom as a joke, but surprisingly,

familyfun69: My friends often make jokes about my hot mom and

familyfun69: My friends often make jokes about my hot mom and

letspartyatneverland:  Well I’m bored so lets publish some

letspartyatneverland: Well I’m bored so lets publish some

familyfun69: My friends often make jokes about my hot mom and

familyfun69: My friends often make jokes about my hot mom and

torpidgilliver:  dean-the-piesexual:  OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING

torpidgilliver: dean-the-piesexual: OK STORY TIME I WAS BABYSITTING

trans-mom:  i-am-captain-snark:  trans-mom: “switch” or as

trans-mom: i-am-captain-snark: trans-mom: “switch” or as

iandmyfamily:  Mom took me as her date to my father’s, her

iandmyfamily: Mom took me as her date to my father’s, her

clavid:  my mom got really mad at me for making a casey anthony

clavid: my mom got really mad at me for making a casey anthony

infraggable:  iamchinyere:  The most fucked up joke life will

infraggable: iamchinyere: The most fucked up joke life will

werdondastreets:  alexistexas9211:  Knock knock… Who’s there??

werdondastreets: alexistexas9211: Knock knock… Who’s there??

iandmyfamily:  Mom took me as her date to my father’s, her

iandmyfamily: Mom took me as her date to my father’s, her