“My mind palace can’t even contain how much I think
“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based
“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”
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“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”
“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would
“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take
“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but
“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next
“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.â€
“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’…
“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s
“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.â€
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“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.â€
“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’
“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much
“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I
“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved
“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing
“Wanna come to my Mori-party?â€
“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds
“Sherlock can survive without food easier than I can survive
“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but
“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?â€
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“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put
“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want
“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.â€
“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?â€
“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s
“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re
“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.â€
“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps
“I’m not your housekeeper, but I’ll gladly
“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,