“My mind palace can’t even contain how much I think

“My mind palace can’t even contain how much I think

“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based

“I ship us like Mrs. Hudson ships Johnlock.”Based

“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”

“I’d love your mind even if it wasn’t a palace.”

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Happy Valentine’s Day, followers! My love for you all is…

“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”

“I would let you play me like Sherlock plays the violin.”

“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would

“I’m so glad I’m not Mycroft… I would

“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take

“May I be the umbrella to your Mycroft? I want you to take

“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but

“I may be from the Fifth Northumberland Fusiliers, but

“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next

“Don’t worry, I’m not like the cafe next

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“Are you a Holmes brother? Because you are smoking.”

“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’…

“I heard you said you wanted to ‘do Molly’…

“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s

“Your face is more perfectly sculpted than Moriarty’s

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

“I love you more than Mycroft loves his umbrella.”

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“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.”

“Your teeth are whiter than Molly’s lab coat.”

“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’

“Are you Anderson? Because I want to ‘Phillip’

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much

“Mrs. Hudson offered me a cup of tea, but I’d much

“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I

“My shirt buttons may strain to get away from me, but I

“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved

“My dick is harder than one of Sherlock’s unsolved

“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing

“The handle of my umbrella isn’t the only thing

“Wanna come to my Mori-party?”

“Wanna come to my Mori-party?”

“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds

“I bet I can find your G spot quicker than Sherlock finds

“Sherlock can survive without food easier than I can survive

“Sherlock can survive without food easier than I can survive

“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but

“I know you like to hold your umbrella all the time, but

“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?”

“Why have Lestrade when you can have More-trade?”

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“I put the D in Adler.”Submitted by estrangedgearbox.

“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put

“Will you be the cigarette to my Sherlock? I want to put

“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want

“Graham, Gavin, Geoff… I can be whoever you want

“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.”

“Your style is more iconic than Sherlock in a deerstalker.”

“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?”

“The game is on. Will you be my player 2?”

“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s

“My coat collar isn’t the only thing that’s

“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re

“I must be 221b’s wallpaper, because you’re

“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.”

“I don’t just want the D… I want the D.I.”

“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps

“We can’t eat in the kitchen because Sherlock keeps

“I’m not your housekeeper, but I’ll gladly

“I’m not your housekeeper, but I’ll gladly

“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,

“Is your name Lestrade? Because your hair may be silver,