Milena Velba lets it all hang out - gloriously.

Milena Velba lets it all hang out - gloriously.

Milena Velba wants to know if you feel a breeze, too.

Milena Velba wants to know if you feel a breeze, too.

Milena’s PC needs a hard reboot. Any volunteers?

Milena’s PC needs a hard reboot. Any volunteers?

Milena Velba’s breasts laugh at your so-called big bra. 

Milena Velba’s breasts laugh at your so-called big bra. 

Milena Velba - no other words needed. 

Milena Velba - no other words needed. 

Milena needs to take a break on the hike.

Milena needs to take a break on the hike.

Milena Velba always uses up the soap. Not that we mind. 

Milena Velba always uses up the soap. Not that we mind. 

Milena Velba brings out the big guns. 

Milena Velba brings out the big guns. 

Milena Velba takes a break climbing the stairs. 

Milena Velba takes a break climbing the stairs. 

Milena Velba defines the term “spillage.”

Milena Velba defines the term “spillage.”

Milena Velba just hanging out. 

Milena Velba just hanging out. 

Milena Velba even looks amazing on the stairwell. 

Milena Velba even looks amazing on the stairwell. 

Milena Velba is trying to distract us again. And it’s working.

Milena Velba is trying to distract us again. And it’s working.

Milena Velba in 3-D. More like 43-DDD.

Milena Velba in 3-D. More like 43-DDD.

Milena Velba caught us staring again. 

Milena Velba caught us staring again. 

Milena Velba and her friend share a tub. Nice floaters!

Milena Velba and her friend share a tub. Nice floaters!

Milena Velba is one of my favorite pinup girls of all time. 

Milena Velba is one of my favorite pinup girls of all time. 

Milena Velba coming at ya.

Milena Velba coming at ya.

Milena Velba knows how to get you to forget about these mom jeans.

Milena Velba knows how to get you to forget about these mom jeans.

Milena Velba enjoys the mirror on her bedroom ceiling. Can you

Milena Velba enjoys the mirror on her bedroom ceiling. Can you

Milena Velba leaves the best streaks when she cleans the shower. 

Milena Velba leaves the best streaks when she cleans the shower. 

Milena Velba demonstrates the hazards of top-heavy spillage.

Milena Velba demonstrates the hazards of top-heavy spillage.

Milena Vellba and the three-clasp brassiere. Love the hardware.

Milena Vellba and the three-clasp brassiere. Love the hardware.

Milena Velba reminds me of my favorite line from Jaws: “We’re

Milena Velba reminds me of my favorite line from Jaws: “We’re

Milena Velba holds it all together - wonderfully.

Milena Velba holds it all together - wonderfully.

Milena Velba stuck in her gym locker.

Milena Velba stuck in her gym locker.

Milena Velba is ready to run some laps.

Milena Velba is ready to run some laps.

Milena Velba and her shin guards. 

Milena Velba and her shin guards. 

Milena Velba stopping traffic with her top down. 

Milena Velba stopping traffic with her top down. 

Milena Velba on being mindful. Take a few minutes to notice

Milena Velba on being mindful. Take a few minutes to notice

Milena Velba in 3D.

Milena Velba in 3D.

Milena’s Nutritional Factoid: Fresh bananas are a very rich

Milena’s Nutritional Factoid: Fresh bananas are a very rich

Milena Velba heard the bells on Christmas Day.

Milena Velba heard the bells on Christmas Day.

Milena Velba, I presume.

Milena Velba, I presume.

Milena Velba warms up.

Milena Velba warms up.

Milena Velba caught us staring again.

Milena Velba caught us staring again.