smolscully: its now officially august or, as i like to call
oddly-romantic:anxiety: OK BUT WHAT IF -me: homie we went over
seansoo:*wakes up from a nap i took on accident* what the FUCK
gaydicks420: when i was like 7 i rly liked inuyasha and i talked
urbancatfitters: me: *says something sad* me: lowkey though!!!
maruchu: If you are a biphobe please unfollow me. If you believe
tre-cool-swallows: Am I Being Too Sensitive Or Are People Treating
lion-prince: me: *has no money* when i get money i’ll definitely
yroxis: Personality:I DON’T GIVE A FUCK Anxiety: I do
drearydoll: i like to pretend that i’m not human instead i
tinymaw: me: it’s ok i’m not mad me 5 mins later: actually?
liftedandgiftedd: that “you’re always invited” stuff doesn’t
downwitharistotle: parents: okay we’re heading out see you
neokakashi: google, show me how to attract and befriend swarms
mangohalwa: me about me: is she okay
romanpixie: Me: *is terrified of commitment because people will
iamcaradelevingne: Me all the time VS me very rarely
sluttywidow: being in a relationship with me is pretty good
badndngirl: “Ugh, you’re so adorable. I want to be friends
emmysrossum: -You’ve got one fucked up perspective on the
bpdgoths: me, every time i post something personal: i am so
norcalchicana: George Lopez doesn’t give two fucks about you.
jonnhydcpp: academic success is not the most important thing
cleromancy: a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes
elliebeanz: me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;)
meanplastic: I’m so fucking tired of not being a multimillionaire
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guy: sometimes i forget how old i am and i try to do things
gudeboy: when that seasonal depression hits Stuart: [enthusiastic
dragonpajamas: *crushes my emotions with my bare hands* as I
uuboa: “I should really get out more”, I say to myself as
little-miss-boxie: me: *Finds new song that really likes* me:
swaggamander: “i’m gonna do it. i’m gonna write,” i
scryptixdoodles: scryptixdoodles: tfw u want to talk to people
thexfiles: i literally will not tell people who are hurting
dabiyyahwrites: akaashikelji: me: i’m going to write today!!