Family friend Jerry had been flirting with me for years. My husband

Family friend Jerry had been flirting with me for years. My husband

orangehares:  Elf-ification?I just really like dressing up. The

orangehares: Elf-ification?I just really like dressing up. The

novi-care:  cccliterally:  comfortably-lobotomized:  yaaaas,

novi-care: cccliterally: comfortably-lobotomized: yaaaas,

Shego and Desiree: Lost & Found… COMMISSIONED ARTWORK

Shego and Desiree: Lost & Found… COMMISSIONED ARTWORK

No one had the twitter handle Porntendo.  That is crazy to me.

No one had the twitter handle Porntendo.  That is crazy to me.

Daddy made me write lines. I had to write two sets cause wasn’t

Daddy made me write lines. I had to write two sets cause wasn’t

Oh! Apparently 2mblr wants to post FOR me!  “I have now

Oh! Apparently 2mblr wants to post FOR me! “I have now

also a couple ppl have sent me messages about the rule34stuck

also a couple ppl have sent me messages about the rule34stuck

equinox-poni:  So like, Someone messaged me saying my prices

equinox-poni: So like, Someone messaged me saying my prices

I’m getting so mad, for some reason all the dating apps

I’m getting so mad, for some reason all the dating apps

Of your name, my name and apparently how you know me….

Of your name, my name and apparently how you know me….

ITS EASY TO CONTACT ME DIRECTLY I HAVE PLENTY OF WAYS TO MSG

ITS EASY TO CONTACT ME DIRECTLY I HAVE PLENTY OF WAYS TO MSG

i-am-funnier-in-enochian:  preachthepowerchord:  nikktheconqueerer:

i-am-funnier-in-enochian: preachthepowerchord: nikktheconqueerer:

Was going to attach this to your text post @massivelyfattening

Was going to attach this to your text post @massivelyfattening

Yeah, so if it wasn’t apparent already, I am HAPPY to oblige

Yeah, so if it wasn’t apparent already, I am HAPPY to oblige

zomgdae:  ME Apparently Tumblr is deleting people’s nsfw blogs?

zomgdae: ME Apparently Tumblr is deleting people’s nsfw blogs?

amoying:  basically me

amoying: basically me

also lolol reading some of the hate in the tag makes me extra

also lolol reading some of the hate in the tag makes me extra

soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper

soooo I told a kid to stop threatening to throw a piece of paper

Holy shit the person who PM’d me apparently plays on iRO.

Holy shit the person who PM’d me apparently plays on iRO.

Get ready for LOLSIES!So, I’m vending a ton of these new costumes

Get ready for LOLSIES!So, I’m vending a ton of these new costumes

wheezyandherman:  So apparently Missy is the Master. and apparently

wheezyandherman: So apparently Missy is the Master. and apparently

Things Silent Hill Has Taught Me

Things Silent Hill Has Taught Me

When If Steven Universe starts back up the first week of August

When If Steven Universe starts back up the first week of August

that made me think “do scallops even produce pearls?” and

that made me think “do scallops even produce pearls?” and

I’ve been rewatching the Saw movies (for fun) and each

I’ve been rewatching the Saw movies (for fun) and each

yuuyaas:  High School Yearbook Award Meme ARC-V + Most Likely

yuuyaas: High School Yearbook Award Meme ARC-V + Most Likely

silvercistern: so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying

silvercistern: so apparently some people feel like it’s annoying

my friend is convinced she still owes me a birthday present because

my friend is convinced she still owes me a birthday present because

shorm:  the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently

shorm: the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently

okay so apparently people are using my pictures for some type

okay so apparently people are using my pictures for some type

Tomorrow is my first day as an assistant coach and the team manager

Tomorrow is my first day as an assistant coach and the team manager

Soooooo apparently this guy I’m seeing is friends with all

Soooooo apparently this guy I’m seeing is friends with all

my friend who is a dom got mad at me today because i told him

my friend who is a dom got mad at me today because i told him

itis-watitis: tht1prsn:  theradicalace:   lokidindeed:  dankmemeuniversity:

itis-watitis: tht1prsn: theradicalace: lokidindeed: dankmemeuniversity:

i think the lesson learned here is: dont joke abt bees or roses

i think the lesson learned here is: dont joke abt bees or roses