romanpixie: Me: *is terrified of commitment because people will
iamcaradelevingne: Me all the time VS me very rarely
sluttywidow: being in a relationship with me is pretty good
bpdgoths: me, every time i post something personal: i am so
cleromancy: a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes
elliebeanz: me crossing the street on a bad day: ohhh nooo ;)
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fartgallery: *baby starts crying at 3am* Wife [sleepily]: your
pastadogs: me: i’m gonna look nice today me:
busket: me at 8pm: you know im kind of tired maybe i’ll actually
skellydun: me every december: i hope christmas feels like christmas
spermbanker: i am freezing someone please cuddle me or set me
cleromancy: a cat: *touches me with its small hand* me: *eyes
basedgodtookmyusername: Single me vs me in a relationship
possiblybpd: Ahh yes I love my disorder. I love being irrational
amoying: leave me alone but also shower me with attention
tamagohime: me: *exists*me: this is too much
hiraikotsu: friend: TYPING IN ALL CAPS me: OK I WILL YELL WITH
mathurbator: me: *laughs at something* me: ok back to suffering
chandra-nalaar: me at 9 pm: im gonna fix my sleep schedule me
southpauz: I don’t like my friends seeing me when I’m sad
unevaluated: me: *about to cry* friend: are u ok? me: of course
blackberryshawty: me: *sees a hot police officer* me: I’d
lukerawme: me: i’m stressed someone: don’t be stressed me:
memoirsofaninja: Me: I’m feeling really sad right now because
thickho: me: i wanna die friend: what’s wrong me: nothing
twentytaystitches: I say “fight me” way too much for a girl
frankyourdeath: me*suddenly is very very sad* me: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
realmv: tolivetraveling: realmv: if we’re mutuals you have
desertgoth: me: *has feelings* me: Pathetic. Disgusting. Won’t
jodiefoster: me about me: when is she gonna stop …………..isn’t
thickho: me: i wanna die friend: what’s wrong me: nothing
mangohalwa: me about me: is she okay
cockbiteproductions: “all that matters is that u tried ur
freethebooty: i develop crushes on people for the weirdest reasons.
vintagebattlestar: i’m really glad “fight me” has replaced
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do-you-have-a-flag: [someone brings up a thing i love] me: haha,