“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”

“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”

“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”

“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”

“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s

“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s

“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”

“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”

“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d

“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d

“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot me in the heart.”

“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot me in the heart.”

“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you

“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you

“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get

“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get

Threesomes solve everything.

Threesomes solve everything.

“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing,

“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing,

“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”

“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”

“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you

“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you

“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”

“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”

“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”

“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”

“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt?

“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt?

Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number

Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number

“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”

“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”

“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for

“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for

“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”

“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”

“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”

“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger…

“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger…

“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer

“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer

“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.”

“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.”

“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that

“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that

“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you

“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you

“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my

“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my

I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be

I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be

Mary in repose. Form an orderly line, boys… Kik your pictures:

Mary in repose. Form an orderly line, boys… Kik your pictures:

mary-mcqueen:  Dani in Egypt showing us her tan line in the (dirty)

mary-mcqueen: Dani in Egypt showing us her tan line in the (dirty)

marie-caroline:  Blurred Lines hot

marie-caroline: Blurred Lines hot

sosuperawesome:  The Scran Line on Instagram

sosuperawesome: The Scran Line on Instagram

cokey-doke:  A fat line of fire dope would make America great

cokey-doke: A fat line of fire dope would make America great

les-mots-de-coeur:  “they call it ice because after 1, 2, 3

les-mots-de-coeur: “they call it ice because after 1, 2, 3

xxnickolexxbabyxx:  “I’m braking a line and rolling a blunt,

xxnickolexxbabyxx: “I’m braking a line and rolling a blunt,

scarlett-ryder:  Don’t forget; The euphoria dosent last forever.

scarlett-ryder: Don’t forget; The euphoria dosent last forever.

subaquea: ohmyfuckingoreos:  I need to snort a fucking line of

subaquea: ohmyfuckingoreos: I need to snort a fucking line of