“I would love you even if your initials were A.G.R.A.”
“Can our sign be the sign of threesome?”
“A tire lever isn’t the only thing in my pants that’s
“Forget the limits– let’s all three dance.”
“Call me the Clarence House Cannibal, because I’d
“Are you Cupid? Because you just shot me in the heart.”
“The shooting last week isn’t the only reason you
“I’d love you even if you only befriended me to get
Threesomes solve everything.
“Girl, are your initials A.G.R.A.? Because you are Amazing,
“You make me Claire-de-la-Swoon.”
“I would disguise myself as a French waiter to stop you
“Wanna go on a sex holiday with me?”
“You should come home with me instead. Your wife is AGRA-vating.”
“Why bother telling me what I should put on a t-shirt?
Wedding versus stag night. (These aren’t based on number
“People are basically fond, but not as much as I am.”
“I would murder a blackmailing newspaper proprietor for
“My love for you burns like the A.G.R.A. flash drive.”
“May the problems of your future be my privilege?”
“I’m not just a soldier, doctor, and blogger…
“If you needed a shoulder to cry on, I would volunteer
“I would make you my bride even if you were abominable.â€
“I know what a nurse is capable of, but I still say that
“Are you Mary’s pregnancy? Because I noticed you
“Are you the R in A.G.R.A.? Because you’re the rose of my
I… I don’t even know, you guys. It was supposed to be
Mary in repose. Form an orderly line, boys… Kik your pictures:
mary-mcqueen: Dani in Egypt showing us her tan line in the (dirty)
marie-caroline: Blurred Lines hot
sosuperawesome: The Scran Line on Instagram
cokey-doke: A fat line of fire dope would make America great
les-mots-de-coeur: “they call it ice because after 1, 2, 3
xxnickolexxbabyxx: “I’m braking a line and rolling a blunt,
scarlett-ryder: Don’t forget; The euphoria dosent last forever.
subaquea: ohmyfuckingoreos: I need to snort a fucking line of