Happy Mother’s Day! Don’t forget to show your mom

Happy Mother’s Day! Don’t forget to show your mom

When your mom is too old and always dry there is still a way

When your mom is too old and always dry there is still a way

trueadventuresofsluttymom:  Success :)   Nice pussy plug and

trueadventuresofsluttymom: Success :) Nice pussy plug and

Mom wants and expects all of me. Not a single drop of my sperm

Mom wants and expects all of me. Not a single drop of my sperm

Mom wants and expects all of me. Not a single drop of my sperm

Mom wants and expects all of me. Not a single drop of my sperm

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

Your mom is the school gym teacher. All the boys love her. Well…

You used to love to search the net for candid images of women

You used to love to search the net for candid images of women

imagine the satisfaction of your bully as he sits on his couch

imagine the satisfaction of your bully as he sits on his couch

You started work at the surveillance equipment shop. You loved

You started work at the surveillance equipment shop. You loved

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

The story of your mom and dad meeting was the stuff of fairytales.

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Era Classic    Originally published January.

Bluvelvet99: Bronze Era Classic   Originally published January.

P.S. (Rabbit and Scout)Your dad died in the coldest and most

P.S. (Rabbit and Scout)Your dad died in the coldest and most

So me and my mom just smoked pot together for the first timeAnd

So me and my mom just smoked pot together for the first timeAnd

MOM IS INTERVIEWING FOR THE JOB. IT REQUIRES THE RPS TREATMENT

MOM IS INTERVIEWING FOR THE JOB. IT REQUIRES THE RPS TREATMENT

teamrocketing:  mom: so how do you know this person? me: *struggles

teamrocketing: mom: so how do you know this person? me: *struggles

slutstylz:  yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for

slutstylz: yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor for

humpthe-moist-cavewall:lumos5001:benedictcumbercake: inbox:

humpthe-moist-cavewall:lumos5001:benedictcumbercake: inbox:

gllorious: mom can you give me � please it’s for school

gllorious: mom can you give me � please it’s for school

your mom didn't carry you for 9 months for you to be a fuckboy

your mom didn't carry you for 9 months for you to be a fuckboy

raalts:  my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

raalts: my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

gllorious: mom can you give me � please it’s for school

gllorious: mom can you give me � please it’s for school

slutstylz:   yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor

slutstylz: yes mom i know my room is a mess its a metaphor

raalts:  my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

raalts: my mom told me i can’t reblog from you anymore

offgloss:  mom i want to die

offgloss: mom i want to die

untexting:  If you say you’ve never used the “my mom said

untexting: If you say you’ve never used the “my mom said

gllorious:  mom can you give me � please it’s for school

gllorious: mom can you give me � please it’s for school

unclefather:  there should be an option on the microwave that

unclefather: there should be an option on the microwave that

lameborghini:  yo whatever mom i need to get back to my gang

lameborghini: yo whatever mom i need to get back to my gang

harryedwrads:  yes, mom, i know my room is a mess; it’s a metaphor

harryedwrads: yes, mom, i know my room is a mess; it’s a metaphor

poopflow:  nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to

poopflow: nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to

nellevator:  i love spider mom so much (please don’t remove

nellevator: i love spider mom so much (please don’t remove

polaroidplumber:  I LOVE WHEN MOM’s LET LOSE.  SUMMER 2009.

polaroidplumber: I LOVE WHEN MOM’s LET LOSE.  SUMMER 2009.

Mom and I #miami #travels #bar #fun #florida #love #mom

Mom and I #miami #travels #bar #fun #florida #love #mom

Drinks by the pool and fire pit with  my mom #mom #miami #love

Drinks by the pool and fire pit with my mom #mom #miami #love

moonplata:  YUKI CHAN,YUKI CHAN,YUKI CHAN  ❤  ❤  ❤

moonplata: YUKI CHAN,YUKI CHAN,YUKI CHAN ❤ ❤ ❤

pearlygoat:  nO YOU DON’T GET IT  STEVEN IMMEDIATELY WENT

pearlygoat: nO YOU DON’T GET IT  STEVEN IMMEDIATELY WENT